I'm afraid not m'dear
Would you like me to write you a speech?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Maybe after the wedding I will do
Maybe I'll immortalise you in song, who knows.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:18, Reply)

did you include the tier line?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Was this suggested the other day?
If so, I don't remember seeing it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:18, Reply)

it's on the popular page
something about the occasion being so moving, even the cake was in tiers. Find it difficult to write?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Aha
I didn't see that, I disappeared after folk suggest I stare at the bride breathing heavily or shit on the cake.

It was pretty easy to write; I've known him for ages, and he has many things to be made fun of.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:23, Reply)

so no shitting in the cake then :(
edit: but I'm glad it was easy to write, and I hope you suitably embarassed him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Probably not
I'd quite like to eat it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

what
eat the shit?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)

The cake
Hence why I shan't be.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)