I'm not bad
Other than being slightly ill, and the bride for the wedding on Saturday saying I need to do more things which weren't previously on my to-do list. And it's far too warm here, I want some rain.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

hope you feel better
before the Saturday. What do you have to do apart from get the groom drunk and write a speech?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Oh, a ridiculous amount apparently which aren't usually best man duties
Organise people for photos, direct people at the reception, be in charge if anything goes wrong at the reception. Oh, and make sure the groom manages to put his kilt on properly.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:25, Reply)

you should rope some ushers in
to give you a hand. Then proclaim yourself their king and sit there and direct them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I did threaten with wearing a top hat with my kilt

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

be a martinet
insist on a dress rehearsal where you drill people into formation in straight lines. (a) they will take the job from you or (b) you'll have no trouble on the actual day
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Put that in the speech
Take a collapsible one, and put it on as you mention it
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)