Ignore douchechomp
My dream had lesbianism in it!

I think it's because I read an article yesterday about women who suddenly change sexuality in their 30s. I dreamt that one of my oldest friends and I decided to ditch our boyfriends and become lesbians together. However, after attempting to go on a date, it failed miserably so we decided we weren't lesbians after all. I woke up laughing because at the end my friend said "thank god we didn't do anything sexual or this would be really awkward now".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:03, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sounds like a cool dream
Up until the last bit.

The last sex-dream I had was...odd. The sex was purely mechanical, no sense of pleasure at all, just humping. I felt cheated.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

My last saucy dream was BOSS,
but I woke up before the best bit
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I don't believe I've ever had a proper saucy dream
If I have, I don't remember it, and that sucks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I always wake up before the best bit
And my pants are all sticky and there's a funny smell in the room.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

And your mum's there pouring tea on your nuts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I keep telling her to get her prescription adjusted...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

last naughty dream I had
was rubbish and a bit alarming
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Sorry, it's never happened like that before!
I'll make it up to you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

get out of my head Leo

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

As if you'd kick Leo out of your head

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

probably not to be fair

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I wouldn't
If only to then blackmail a couple of million out of him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

that's what you claim

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

it wasn't a sex dream
as I explained in the last sentence! It was all deep and shit. Well, not really.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

n't
shit sweaty, hard and heavy, and I'm sure at one point we were connected by two double-enders, just writhing and spasming, before finishing up with an epic squid-bumping sesh.
Well, not really
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

mmmm squid
I'm hungry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Haha i remember discussing people me and my friend had both snogged
and I said, totally innocently, "Blimey, in a roundabout way, we've bloody got off with each other!"
and she looked terrified and said "You're not on the turn again are you???"
I said "NO, homey don't play dat no mo, and I resent that look on yo face"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Woo, someone who remembers In Livin' Color.
I reckon Monsieur Foxtrot would like Men On Film. As it were.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Then you rolled over and she was asleep naked next to you, save for a glistening strap on,

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

tut
always lowering the tone.

Did you see that picture of a baby octopus that I put in the other thread? It's well cute.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Mmmm... interesting
so women change sexuality in their 30s? I should give it a try just in case.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)