Tigger's sometimes lovely when i'm upset
He puts his paw on my arm like "If you need to talk..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I wish Rupert would to that to me.
If he puts his paw on my arm, it's usually cos he's about to start purring maniacally and ripping it to shreds for fun.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

That's Tigger's normal behaviour
My legs are covered in bites
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Tigger DJTrialprice
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

legs arsecheeks
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I must shake DJTP by the hand next time I see him

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I wouldn't,
you know where it's been
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I'd never wash it again

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

just like her then!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

OI!
Haha, my mate Mark sometimes rings me and says "Have you washed it???" and I say yes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Keep it to yourself, ey love?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

no it's dead funny
honest
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I just think that this isn't the place for such personal information.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

*bring bring*
"Hello?"
"Av yer washed ittt?"
"Yeah."
"Sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Ok. Trah."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

*awkwardly stares at his feet*
*checks watch, and looks around*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

He also stole my phone and sent a message to a lad I used to go out with
saying "ooh Sarah, me minge is killin me".
He din't send it to Sarah though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

a girl I know said the guy she's seeing
(who won't admit it to anyone else) said he refused to sleep with her because she smells. She said "he's kidding, it's funny". Her friend and I were like o_O
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Does she smell?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Yes, you do.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

what type of cat is he?
Rupert is a pound cat turned hunter for fun.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Tigger was rescued from under a fence just after he was born
he's a moggy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

bites jizz
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)