I don't shit at work, the toliets are disgusting
but it seems that most of my colleagues do, and that they all must have bowel problems.

I don't like those reality tv/talent shows, but being a mature adult of more than capable cranial capacity I have established that I am not the target audience, and therefore it doesn't keep me awake at night. Besides, my little girl likes some of the audition stages, and we've watched it together a couple of times.
It's family viewing, not meant for angry internet fuckwits to watch.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you get to the bogs first thing in the morning
you can have the first crap after the cleaners have been in.

I've only watched X-factor because I've been in someone else's house when it was on. It's about as interesting as pulling my arse hairs out. But less satisfying. So I don't watch it if I have the choice.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

So you have a choice, and any sensible person would choose not to watch it
but kids aren't sensible.

Even after cleaning the bogs at my work are grim
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

It's not the kids
It's the adults who watch it that worry me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

the adults that watch it are either backward, or watching it with their kids

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

My nana phoned my mum's house furious.
If I remember rightly she thought I was my mum, and she said "Girl, don't make me watch that again. It's cruel. Them poor people aren't right and we're laughing at them."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

There you are...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Oh my fucking actual fucking god

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Couldn't find a quick hubcap pic on a white background
Hence the black jpg weirdness around it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)

It's great

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

You're welcome!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I like the VW wheeltrim

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Winna!

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Winna!

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

So good you winned it twice!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

She'd forgotten about the first one.
Poor old dear.
( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Awww

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)