People who cannot be trusted to find a correctly fitting pair of jeans so that they don't hang down their arse should not be able to choose their own clothing in the future.
This includes women who wear low risers so low that you can see their apendectomy scars.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:43, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Surely a more appropriate punishment is the summary stapling of the offending garment to their kidneys to hold it up?
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

What! and make our National Health bills shoot up due to the rise in replacement kidney ops.
No!
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Oh yeh,
cos they'll totally be allowed new kidneys.
( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Those Liberal do-gooders might get their way.
We have to be careful.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

FUCKING HIPPIES

( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I blame the immigrants
coming over here with their low-rise jeans and bikinis for children
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Tattooing a big belming face on their ass and lower back then? And yes, if you lose your kidneys to the Stupid, you can't have more under Labmonkey Rule.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I told the kid that if she ever brings a boy home whose trousers are hanging around his arse
I'm going to give him a fucking massive wedgie.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

My sis caught my nephew tucking his trackie bottoms into his socks once.
She read him the riot act. She told him that if he ever did that again she would make him wear a skirt to school.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Now he justs tucks them in when he gets to school.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

They have a school uniform.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I wasn't talking about his trousers.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I've always got my hand in my jeans 'cus they're always falling down.
I'm always between sizes, never an actual size.

Sad Times.

Yeah', sure, belts, but I always forget to buy them or put them on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Best excuse for dick-fiddling ever.

( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I'm constantly holding my crotch because it feels so loanly all the time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I always forget my belt so I've taken to using zip ties
just loop it between two belt loops and tighten it
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

You're pure class you are, Swizzler.

( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

haha right, to be fair, I work in a car garage, can't be having my pants falling down, and you can't see it under my shirt

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

that is genius

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

My sister does that
She's skinny, so can sort of get away with wearing stuff like that, but I still think it looks daft.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

a friend of mine had jeans like this
so another friend pulled them down. Unfortunately they were walking towards a woman and her young kids and instead of just pulling trousers down, he pulled is pants down too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)