OMG
I was in the supermarket the other day and a woman had parked her trolley at a 45 degree angle across the main central aisle whilst she spoke to her child whilst she was a good foot away from it, completely oblivious to the traffic jam she was creating whilst everybody tried to get past.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:12, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Such people should be suspended by their toenails and have golden syrup* poured into their nostrils.
* or vinegar, depends which aisle you're in really.
(Cave Duck, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Chin up big fella, it's not the end of the world, even though you may think that at the time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Every time I go to ASDA, I see two of the big crate trolly things (what they use to stock the shelves) blocking entire asles.
I always think to myself "If they pushed them a little bit together, you could completely block it, which is what I presume is what you're trying to do", or a simple "For pete's Sake". Once or twice I say it out loud instead of in my head, once someone shouted at me because of it, she goes "What did you say? WHAT DID YOU SAY?", and I'm all like "Nuffin'", 'cus I'm passive aggressive.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I'm like this
a bloke in a van drove across a zebra crossing as I was about to step out so I said "dickhead" but he had his window down and he stopped and shouted at me so I ran off in fright
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

you should have called his pint a poof and chinned him in the tits

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I think that would have confused rather than damaged him

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I hope every descendent of hers is raped senseless
and her DNA is eradicated from earth
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)