I find Nicolas Cage drags the average rating of any film down
by 1-2 points out of ten depending on how involved he is...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He's eaither fantastic, or rubbish, never medioca though.
I loved Face/off
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

He is a miserable excuse for a human being.
And a horse-faced baldy wanker to boot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

There are only two films in which he is bareable.
Kick Ass and Con Air.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Snake Eyes is good
and Gary Sinise is in it being evil
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

he's alright in Lord of War
and he was actually bearable in The Weatherman
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

But if anyone says
"Ghostrider was good" I'll do unspeakable things to every orifice they cherish.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Ghostrider was good
BRING IT ON BITCH
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I am going to defile you
But only after I've defiled everyone you love.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I'm not sure I want to be defiled

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Too late
She said Ghostrider was good.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

oh my god the Weatherman
I'd forgotten about that. It was one of the biggest waste of two hours of my life and it was soooo depressing!! What was it even about?! God it was dull. One of the few films I would like to unwatch. Man alive what where they thinking?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

really?
I thought it was quite nice. He was breaking out a tiny bit, and the whole archery thing was interesting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

my friends and I
will have a Cage movie night. It's been dubbed Cage Rage.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Lampito!
Where've you been? I was waiting for you to post in the dream/nightmare thread.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

my friend and I are going to have a Matthew Broderick night
because she loves him. She won't let me include the Lion King though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Ferris Bueller?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

aye, that's her choice
I chose Inspector Gadget. Mostly for the theme tune.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Chompy loves The Lion King

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Stop posting photos of me kthanks

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Really?
Can I post one more? Not today though, but I've already made it. It's not just you though, if that helps.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I still prefer relative anonymity on here. Can't trust those fucking lurkers.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Ok, I'll promise to not make any more

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I was expecting some kind of mouseover there

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

No, I'm nice

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)