Go fuck yourself Gonz
You're a twat who most of the board members here have mistaken for a 'nice guy', because they pity you.

If either one of us is going to die alone it'll be you, because you're a mong.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yeah', thing is, that ain't news to me, it's accepted, done and dusted, and if i'm wrong about that, all the better.
But to tell you the truth, I'd rather have a wank than have someone regret and be ashamed of being with me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Well then I hope you have strong arm muscles
and a hell of a lot of loo roll, you grotesque, spasticated fuck
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Go take a couple of diazipams or whatever it is they prescribe you these days and chill, it seems you're getting very upset and I wouldn't want for you to do anything I'll regret later.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Do me a favour Gonz
jump off a bridge or take a bunch of pills, the fact that a belm-faced retard such as yourself so much as even breathes the same air that I do deeply offends me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Quite a lot of things seems to offend you, but chin up big fella, they're not all out there to get you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Nah, honestly there's very little that upsets or annoys me
least of all online. 50% of the time I think you're alright, I think you can be an amusing bloke, but the other 51*% of the time, I think that you epitomise everything that is wrong with B3ta, and indeed the entire world.

*I added another one percent, because I find you that annoying
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)

I sometimes find numbers hard too =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I expect you find most things hard, Gonz
except the contents of your colostomy bag
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:35, Reply)

What's your favorite nickelodeon show Bert?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I don't watch Nickelodeon
but I'm sure if you named a few I could go 'Oh yeah, I really like that one!'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:53, Reply)