nope, and I've not even slept with you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ooh ooh, I am currently homeless though, do that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I can't think of anything
there's something about Gonz that genuinely sets me off, I don't know if it's the way he writes, or that in the pictures I've seen of him he looks fat, extremely smug and utterly repulsive, or even if it's just that so many people seem to like him, but he turns my stomach most of the time.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Everyone who reads that will know what it's like to find a b3tan that turns their stomach.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:45, Reply)

He's not the only one though
I've had similar feelings towards Kaol, Herr Doktor Lemminge, a couple more that I can't remember, and this guy I went to school with.
There's just something about them all that makes me want to tear off my own skin
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:50, Reply)

That sounds like a symptom of mental illness
apart from Kaol, obviously.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:08, Reply)

You're probably right
but counselling's pointless, and I don't like messing with medication, so what's the answer?
I prefer to think that I am actually right, and that there is something in those people that most others can't see, something about them that doesn't make them quite right.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Aliens!
It's "THEY LIVE" all over again...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I hope you're right
I wouldn't want to think that my hateful overreactions were for nothing
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I think it's because I'm everything you want to be, personality wise.
The genuine nice guy who can stand up for himself, and doesn't resort to matching up words that aren't in my gulag vocab with a sware word.

That I know nobody wants to fuck or date me, but on the same note, people in general want me in their company.

That although I'm fucked up in a few sences, and dispite all my trials and tribulations, I have a possative outlook on life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:49, Reply)

No Gonz, that's not it
It's the way that you write like a spasticated child, it's the way that in every photo I've seen you've had barely pre-pubescent facial hair, more gut than brain, and some big, dopey, undeservedly-smug grin on your face.
I'm not going to argue that you're not likeable, I've liked you at times, but at others I don't.

Maybe I do have some issues with your positive outlook, it genuinely makes me believe that there is something missing in your head.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:57, Reply)

That's fair Nuff
I understand your points, I think the grin is more a "I don't really get what these people are saying, so I'm just sitting here with a smile and nod at the right times", which proves your point bout not much going on upstairs sometimes.

I know where my flaws are, and am the harshest judge on myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Fair enough Gonz
It's the real stuff like that that makes me like you sometimes.
I think you may have been righter than I first realised though, I do dislike you for those things, but only because they remind me of who I used to be
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:17, Reply)

ffs I can't believe you lot are turning an argument
into the single GAYEST hugfest I've ever seen on the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Haha!
I love you too, Bobby.

but I hate anyone who abbreviates like that, 'ffs' is as bad as 'omg' and 'lol' in my book, you sweaty horse vagina
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:29, Reply)

lmt spc on th pge

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:32, Reply)

If I ever see you
I'm going to stick my foot up your arse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Some gay people stick their willies in other people's bumholes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:29, Reply)

This really is the gayest thing I've ever read

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:36, Reply)