Having just poured plant-feeder into my coffee
I realise that I am best taking today off as leave.
I have had hay fever all night, I am completely spaced out, and I have also been on the dunny quite a bit.

In addition to this, Tigger is being my best mate in the whole world and is saying "Hiya! Wanna watch old films and lie on the couch with me?" Why, yes, Tigger, I do. Furthermore, I am too spaced out and itchy to work right now. I'll do some later from home.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Why have you got plant feeder anywhere near your coffee?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

why, where do you keep yours?
weirdo.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

He keeps it in his stomach
He's gone all emo recently.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I DON'T EVEN OWN A GARDEN

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I don't either

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I do!
how's the sorting-out going?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

YOU MIGHT HAVE A WINDOW BOX OR A HOUSE PLANT OF SOME KIND
that you're now carrying forlornly around the streets while "everybody's talking at me" plays in the background
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Hahahahaha
You evil cow!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

sorry, the image just came to me.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I own one plant which was a moving in present,
it's now sat in my parents garden, picking that up was depressing.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

so would it be mean for me to put this here?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I was going from the sink to the table/window to water my plants
and en route, passed my coffee. In a lapse of sanity, I poured some in, as though it were the milk.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

That's reason number 2 for having your coffee black.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

It's reason number 1 not to forget your antihistamines
This started the chain of events that made me such a sleep-deprived mong this morning
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

a while ago I was half asleep when making my morning coffee
and put the milk in the cupboard. Wiggy found it later and sent me a photo message calling me a spack.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)