Apart from one mate possibly breaking his nose and dislocating his jaw.
And another destroying his hand by punching the wall...

I ended up in bed with a poor choice of person. And now I like him. Not poor because of my tastes, he's FIT. But he's the ex of a mental ex friend, and if she found out, she might just kill us both, even though a) she hasn't been with him for a year, b) we're not friends anymore and c) nothing really happened.
And if you don't think that's terrible, you don't realise just quite how mental this girl is.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:57, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She may have moved on
But probably not, knowing mental girls. Ah just go for it, don't live in fear, and if she gives you shit then knock her out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Well no one in our group speaks to her anymore.
She pissed off too many people and we ejected her. So I might just be safe.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

You'll have backup too
So back up on that new boy of yours ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Well, the mental ex used to tell me all the time how amazing he was in bed.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

stop courting danger
and go out with a nice boy who knits.

EDIT: also, what happened to the boy in Turkey? Eee, you young 'uns, I can't keep up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

The puppy got back from Turkey on saturday. He's still on the scene.
But I won't see him til either tomorrow or thursday.

I'll keep him around, and we'll see if anything happens with danger boy - which it might not, it's still the very early stages. Then I'll decide.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Forget about him
It's not worth the violence!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Don't listen to these two ^^
Do what you like, make your mistakes now, because when your looks fade it's better to look back and think "Wow, I made some mistakes but had a laugh" than "Man, I wish I'd put it about a bit more".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Note
This is entirely based on personal experience.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Which one did you do?>

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I was cripplingly shy around girls
And can look back on the times when I missed opportunities with hot girls, opportunities I didn't see at the time but were blatantly obvious upon retrospect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Awww, bless your little heart.
That is unfortunate. You should use your teenage years to have as much fun as physically possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Wish I had
Being the token goth in a small town didn't help. I always ended up being the shoulder to cry on, rather than a sexehtiem prospect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

The fun gland doesn't die when you turn 20!
Hmph.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Very true
As proven by the awesome day I had in a water park last week.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

yeah and I went on a bouncy castle last month.
so there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

We're so fucking hardcore

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I've not been on a bouncy castle since my brothers 25th
*sadface*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

let's get one for the next bash

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

That's twice you've insinuated I'm now haggard
You're going on the list. Not the good list where Ed Norton and Hugh Laurie hang out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Aww, can I get onto the other list?
I was talking about myself, not you and Roota!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

You'd have to kill one of five people
to get on the list. No wait, more than 5 people, I have backups.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Can you not make your list longer?
Also, could you let me know who these people are, before I start indiscriminately shanking people?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

It must be 5. I don't know why. Those are the rules.
Robert Downey Jnr, Ed Norton, Jared Leto, Hugh Laurie and Denzel Washington. First place backup is Johnny Depp.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Are these people you want to meet, or 'meet'?
I only ask because they're all dudes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

"meet"
They're my list of people I can leave Wiggy for.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Ah thought as much
Can you make a 3rd list then? One for people who you think are cool. I'll go on that one thanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Wait a minute
You're saying that if I kill a bunch of famous guys, you'll leave Wiggy for me?! You're weird.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

are you willing to take the risk that I'm telling the truth?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Long as he takes out James Corden, Russell Brand, Chris Moyles and Mick Hucknall, he should be allowed anyone he desires
As he has made the world a better place
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Oh I'll gladly stabberise them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

And Michael Winner.
I hate him, I hate him, I hate him
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I think you'd have to join an extremely long queue for him though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

It would be like the end of a bad horror film
"OMG, you brutally stabbed a dozen famous men!"
"I did it so we could be together! Plus I like to consider it 'knife donation'"
"ZOMG get away from me you murderer!"
*blooded sadface*
*credits*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)