I like boobs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

they're ok

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

They're fantastic

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

What?! 'OK'?
They're AWESOME. You secretly know this, but you're just downplaying it to be cool.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

B3ta ladies all have epic breasts
not that I've been looking, of course not *runs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

it's true
I'm also blase about food and cats.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Cats I can take or leave
Food is lovely, and boobs are AWESOME.
Stop trying to be kooky and admit that boobs rock.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

cats are actually shit though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I agree
They are inherently shite.

Could be worse though, could be celery
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

NOOOOOOOO!
At the weekend I dreamt about my cat that died at easter. As I woke up I felt the bed move like a little body had jumped up and was walking up towards me.

Opened my eyes, nothing there. Spooky but nice.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

They don't like you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Is that why your nipples harden whenever you see me?
They're enraged by my presence?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

yes lab

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I like that we're clearing the air between us today
Very mature of us I reckon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Clearing the air of all the obstacles that try come between us?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

You're my sister
Don't be disgusting. I do love you though, and I'd beat up any boy who makes you cry (unless I find it funny or they're, like, really strong).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I like how every man ever is contained in those parentheses

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Some men I find funny AND they're strong.
Which means, if they make you cry, I beat you up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)

pft
I'd like to see you try
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

You wouldn't see it
I'm like a ninja, me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I'll just make sure I am standing behind a BBQ at all times

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Damn you,vile woman!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

seems like sexual tension to me

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)