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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm trying
my heart's not in it though. And now my lunch break has finished. I'll try and get some really hate filled posts out there before you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Cool
Would it help if I called you a chubby, inbred, alternative-try-hard-wannabe?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)
But she's dead slim
Say all of the above but swap 'chubby' with 'scrawny', then she'll be proper insulted online.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)
In the photos I've seen she has some puppy fat on her

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I've honestly never been even a bit fat
I'm really unphotogenic though so maybe that's it. I do get doublechinnage when I laugh too. Stop facestalking me!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Really? You think?
Please don't share your opinions on body image with your daughter.
Girls are prone to eating disorders and body dysmorphia as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Maybe I have reverse body dysmorphia
where I think I'm dead thin but everyone else sees a massive lolfatty!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Yeah that must be it
Because you really look like Two-Ton Tess.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Yep
This is her stretching before Pole class
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Your favourite song just came on my iTunes (on random)
I'm imagining you in neon shorts and tshirt, cuddled up in bed all warm and safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I thought you were talking to me then
I got a bit scared
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
It's not all about you, y'know
You didn't have the joy of seeing AA in his retina-searing clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
They were magnificent

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
God we girls are so paranoid
I've just had a quick flick through my facebook pictures to try and find ones that are incriminatingly fat! Damn you Monkeysex!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Ignore me Kitty
you're fucking gorgeous and you know it, don't go letting my arsehole-ish comments get to you
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
it's this side of you that makes me think you are either
A: a paedo groomer
B: A raper
C: All of the above and a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
and lets face it, a liar.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
oi, let me enjoy it before he takes it away again!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Kitty O'Hara facilitator tut tut tut

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
because she's so fat and gross?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I think that's what he was insinuating
he hates me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
what a fucker
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
what does /ac mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
autocomplete

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Pfffft
I'll plump for option B.

I was only paying her a compliment because calling her fat wasn't actually meant to make her think she was fat
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
again, that's unnervingly pleasant of you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
ok that one was the most unsettling!
but still, *preens*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I think I have the same thing. I think I'm 2 stone overweight, my gf thinks 4 stone.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Yeah, I'm just three feet short of the ideal height for my weight.
I'm morbidly undertall.
(Cave Duck, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Ha.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
If more people had eating disorders
obesity wouldn't be at an all time high
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)
YM had an eating disorder
If only she swallowed, you would probably have never been born.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Eating too much
Is also an eating disorder.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I know
but it wouldn't have upset anyone if I'd said that now, would it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Malnutrition costs the NHS £7.3bn a year according to the British Association for Parenteral and Enteral Nutrition
Obesity costs around £4.2bn
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
that sounds about right to me
maybe if the fatties learned to share, we could halve the anorexia
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I would like half-anorexia

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
That's because you have to feed the malnourished
and just have to chase the fatties with a stick.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)
excellent summary

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Most malnourished patients
are pre-obese too. They're the kind of people who won't eat any fruit or veg at all, or very small amounts from a can.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Does this contradict or support what I said?
I'm lost thinking about tinned veg.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Supports.
The two walk hand in hand and I would imagine that some of those amounts could be combined with those figures not being wrong.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I just pictured a massive fatty
and an anorexic walking hand-in-hand to Tesco for some canned veg. It was a touching scene, so thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
like those "too fat to work" chav bitches from Blackburn
they've now been given a free home gym and some celebrity personal trainer. *seethes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Let's go and sing badly on GMTV in dresses made out of my nana's wallpaper
We'll soon have the world at our feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

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