Go out and attack it
It reminds me of the time I saw a badger infront of me whilst walking home. I absolutely shat myself, planned to walk the long way round before thinking 'fuck this, I'm hard as nails' and ran at it whilst shouting "FUCKING COME ON!". It ran away and I got home in record time. I hope no one saw.

Go outside and do the same. Maybe take a frying pan or something though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 0:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

haha nice one
that's why people don't try and creep up on me. My first reaction is not fright, but violence. Arms flailing and attack
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 0:55, Reply)

same here.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 0:57, Reply)