Fuck that shit.
I didn't even turn up to my graduation. The only people I was at school/college with who weren't utter cunts, I'm still in touch with anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:37, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

totally this
Why the fuck would I want to hang out with a bunch of thirty year olds that I didn't like fifteen years ago? Especially when they'll all be trying to out-prick each other with who's got the best job/family/life etc?
( Kroney, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

"Out-prick" each other
Ha! This is like a typical day at my current job (3 days remaining YUSSS)
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

this.
I won't be at my school's graduation dinner or final assembly. I'll be over with you lot.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

i attended my graduation ceremony for my parents' sake
But I didn't go to the ball or the meal or any of that.
I stuck with my family and my other half at the time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I went to graduation so my parents would have the photo to put with those of my brothers
and so I could have the dubious experience of meeting the mrs' parents, her meeting mine, and them all meeting each other, albeit briefly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

My parents have been avoiding meeting Wiggy's parents
it's well annoying. My sister said it's something to do with when my dad's parents met my mum's parents, they didn't get on and so that caused problems for my parents, but I still think that's a pretty shitty excuse not to meet the parents of someone I've been with for nearly 3 years.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

My brother fucked his off too
so I had no pressure of expectation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)