Just been invited to a school reunion, via Friends Revisited.
Has anyone ever been to one?
I left school 25 odd years ago, haven't kept in touch and I disliked most of them. Might be fun turning up and telling the cunts what I thought of them. Pissed obviously.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:26, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is friends reunited still going?
That website was shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I thought you'd enjoy all social networking sites
as they make stalking and the inevitable rape after so much easier for you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

You have the wrong idea of me Miss Badger.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I thought you'd enjoy oh I don't know fucking off or something,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Yeah just got email the other day.
I've signed up to most of the social networking sites, but very rarely use them.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

i missed my ten year one
Bit of a family tragedy and I didn't want to be the one sobbing in the corner... I'm still friends with all my best mates from school though, there's about 15 of us who are still good friends. Which is great except that they know way too much!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I wouldn't go
I don't see the point.
There are three girls from school on my facebook, and the rest I have rejected.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

^this
Everyone from school who I liked I am still friends with. Everyone else can get to fuck, bunch of slags, chavs and bellends.

I'm not bitter.

If I did go I would totally rent an R8 for the evening.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I'm with Roota on this
Why revisit the past? Most of us have moved on and have nothing to prove to a bunch of middle ageds whom we may or may not have shared double maths with.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Fuck that shit.
I didn't even turn up to my graduation. The only people I was at school/college with who weren't utter cunts, I'm still in touch with anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

totally this
Why the fuck would I want to hang out with a bunch of thirty year olds that I didn't like fifteen years ago? Especially when they'll all be trying to out-prick each other with who's got the best job/family/life etc?
( Kroney, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

"Out-prick" each other
Ha! This is like a typical day at my current job (3 days remaining YUSSS)
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

this.
I won't be at my school's graduation dinner or final assembly. I'll be over with you lot.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

i attended my graduation ceremony for my parents' sake
But I didn't go to the ball or the meal or any of that.
I stuck with my family and my other half at the time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I went to graduation so my parents would have the photo to put with those of my brothers
and so I could have the dubious experience of meeting the mrs' parents, her meeting mine, and them all meeting each other, albeit briefly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

My parents have been avoiding meeting Wiggy's parents
it's well annoying. My sister said it's something to do with when my dad's parents met my mum's parents, they didn't get on and so that caused problems for my parents, but I still think that's a pretty shitty excuse not to meet the parents of someone I've been with for nearly 3 years.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

My brother fucked his off too
so I had no pressure of expectation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

It'll mostly be cunts, cunting about like cunts.

(Cave Duck, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

^This.^

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Excellent choice of words

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

2 Questions...
1) Do you have a flamethrower?
2) Are you filled with murderous rage?

If the answer to both questions is "yes", get thee to the reunion.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

this is an excellent questionnaire and should be used in other situations

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Ha! It answers such questions as...
"Should I go to my ex girlfriends wedding?"

"I have free tickets to a U2 concert, should I go?"

and the classic, "Should I go to the next bash?"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I still see almost all my good school friends all the time anyway
I see many of the tossers too often, there's no way I'd go to something where they are almost certainly going to be there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Well organise a reunion somewhere
then go to another place.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

as tempting as that sounds I think it's easier just not to do anything
I'm off ill still. can you recommend any films to watch? something actiony for preference. I watched Sherlock Holmes and The Hurt Locker yesterday.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Stupid action:
From paris with love
if you've not seen District 13 or the sequel watch them.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I'll check out from paris with love
I've seen the District 13 films, but the first one could possibly benefit from being watched again, thanks.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

you are ill ALL the time
I think it's aids.... bad aids
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I haven't been ill for like a year

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I watched Wanted and Jumper again recently
some people slated them but they're good for fairly light hearted action.

If you want ridiculous amounts of action, go with the literary classic Crank, followed by Crank II.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I saw a trailer for Crank 2 last night when I watched the Hurt Locker
the first one seemed ridiculous enough, how on earth have they made a sequel?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I haven't seen the second one
I can't imagine how they've managed to make a sequel out of that since *SPOILER* that thing happened at the end of the first one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I haven't seen the first actually
so might get that. is it actually worth watching?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

It is
for mindless action entertainment. Even in that field it's not a classic. Really ridiculous premise though so worth a watch if you can stand Statham. Not seen Crank2 yet but I plan to..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I don't mind him so I will give it a go
thanks for the suggestions everyone
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

there's a sequel?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

yeah, called Ultimatum or something
it's not bad. not as good as the first though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Inglorious Basterds is well worth a watch
I like it more each time I see it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I can't think of a better way to show them how bitter and resentful you feel and what a massive negative effect they still have on your day to day life.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I went to a school reunion just the once.
All the tough kids had changed into nice blokes, and the softies had turned into wife beaters.

I didn't go to second one, it just reminded me how old I was. Almost everyone was too boring to justify further breath.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I went to one at my local last weekend -
I came away knowing that there is a very good reason why I am not in touch with some of the stuck up twats but secretly pleased that I have aged better!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)