I think a barge holiday with b3tans would be ace
Tootling along somewhere like the NorFUCK broads and dropping anchor whenever we see a pub we fancy. On board entertainment to be provided by the Mighty Belmers :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:28, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My parents have a barge
I was on it a couple of weekends ago with my friends, it was awesome. Even when we ran out of petrol and had to tow it for a bit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

one of my best fucking holidays ever was boating on the broads
i love the bald 80yr old speed cops who float around in their flash little police boat making sure you abide by the 5mph limit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

That sounds fab!
I've never done it before but have suggested it to a couple of mates for next year. So you'd recommend the broads then?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

i loved it but we had a little boat, not a barge
i was master of the 46 point turns by the end of the week. fuck knows how youd accomplish that in one of those long fuckers
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

That sounds like a better idea.
Thanks, I'll look onto smaller boats instead.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

and if you get stuck under a bridge and snap your aerial off just steal someone elses before you take the boat back
top tippage there.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

*takes notes*
Thanks again!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

we did a 9 point turn in ours
Captain Wiggy has skillz.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

That's fooking impressive!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I'd enjoy that for a day or two
but I reckon I would get bored
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

we'd throw you off then
I bet that'd be interesting
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

This be mutiny!
i'll see you hang by the yard-arm for this Fletcher Christian!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)

not if i cut yer eyeballs out first
argh
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Well if you're not going to play nice you can keep your barge
*steps onto bank, watches you chug away very very slowly*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

pirates don't play nice, matey

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I'm sure I'm not the only one who read that as Felcher Christian ;o)
"I say, Mr Christian, fetch me another cabin boy - this one's split!"
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I fear you might be, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

/feels dirty

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

(the eighth dwarf)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Hahahahahaha :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)