Did you show them your best moves?
Did they then take off their jackets, revealing their muscled torsos, and take over the pole to show you moves of their own, like in a musical video where there's a dance-off?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that totally happens at pineapple dance studio
they had one with cops the other day
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

see, it's true to life!
We had ambulance guys in once too, but that was my fault.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Epic clam slam?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

haha that would have been mightily embarrassing
no this was when I fell on me 'ead in a very ungraceful manner
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

That'll do it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

And then, as the firemen and the polegirls take it in turn
Each routine getting hotter and raunchier, as the music builds to a crescendo, suddenly the firemen rip off their trousers and just start fucking each other hard. I mean, dicks flying everywhere, any hole's a goal, massive meaty manwich mayhem, while the polegirls just look on in abject shock and horror.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

hahaha
officesmirk
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Maybe I should direct music videos
I'm sure Lady Gaga would love that pitch.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)