I stayed with the boyfriend above
for 18 months after that little debacle. There is more to life than sex, but really... it just never got better. I think his record was about 3 minutes. So yeah, whilst it might be just one component of a relationship, when it's that shit, you're better off being single and not getting any than getting plenty that is frustrating and rubbish.
(berk, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'd love that
in, out, job done, now I can get back to World of Warcraft.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

It's not quick
It's efficient!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Heh, I was just gonna say that, but with the ad break for hollyoaks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)