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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had that every day
and every day, for three years, he gave me a rose.

He protected me a bit too much. He'd cross the road walking sideways to protect me from incoming traffic (even with green lights) "stopping" the stopped cars with his hand, to make sure nobody would harm me.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:35, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
That is seriously
quite strange, couldn't live like that
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)
the mental image made me lol, did he wear a suite and speak into his wrists and touch his ear a lot?

(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)
When I was about 8, I saw a film where someone pushed someone out the way of a car.
The very next day, on the way to school, which was in an ally-type road with only one house next to the school. A car was driving down at about 3mph at the time, all the kids and their parents standing to the side.

I decided to rugby tackle a girl I had a crush on shouting "noooooooo", and I ended up scraping both mine and her knees and we both burst into tears.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Oh you
I properly laughed here and had to make up a story to explain my tears!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
hahahahahahahaha

(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)
totally clicking that
because I wouldn't be suprised if some people on here think that's acceptable behaviour.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)
I actually lolled at that
HALT TRAFFIC, MY FAIR LADY IS PASSING!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)
You!
I had to run to the toilet with tears in my eyes. If it's going to be like this I don't think I can read much more here at the office.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

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