1. Not bothered one bit.
Nice looking or not I imagine most 'celebrities' to be such horrible people I have no desire to sleep with them.

2. I once half-heartedly attempted to have sex with a girl who I know was really keen but I just didn't fancy at all. I realised it wasn't going to happen when I found myself listening rather too intently to the new Tribe Called Quest CD she was playing, rather than paying any attention to the poor girl. She was a nice enough person but just not for me. I feel rather awful about it, even now, a good ten years on.


EDIT from what I recall the ATCQ album was excellent, so not all bad news.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I cried into my pillow
for weeks after that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

It wasn't you, it was me,OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

you didn't tell me that then
you fixed me with a cold eye and said 'it's not me, it's you'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Well seeing as you're pressing me, it really WAS you.
I was just being polite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I can't help having a hunchback
and a harelip, I did offer to turn off the lights
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

You did,
but as I recall you couldn't get your arthritic claws round the light switch so that idea was dead in the water.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

and you were trapped
under the twenty stone, so not much use either
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Not wanting to interrupt this highly amusing lovers' tiff
but ten years ago Amberl was 11
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

11? It certainly felt like 20.
I think I cracked a rib.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

well regardless of my shortcomings
I cried into my pillow for WEEKs and then ate more cheesecake
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

...then the pillow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

that was after I found an American
who missed home
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I was heavy for my age alright?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

What my mind has just conjured
is probably the most disturbing mental image I'm going to have this week
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Hang on, Amberl is younger than me?
Fookin hell
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I was 8.
oh god. I was 8.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)