I was kidding on the hail mary bit...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

damn
I quite enjoyed thinking there was someone who genuinely did that
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

nah my worst sex is not something I'd go into.
the second worst sex however, I almost burst out giggling halfway through. He was pulling this face and I don't know if he knew he was doing it but combined with his total lack of technique, I really struggled not to laugh. I didn't, but god I was close to...
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Good thing you didn't ...
or you would have felt even worse once you realised that he'd suffered a mild stroke.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

this is probably true.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)