Not attractive, just confident, flirtatious and a master of the game.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That too : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

:)

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

*bows down to the master*
Break someone's heart for me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I might be doing just that in the next week or so.
I'm not going to enjoy this one though. :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I don't care.
Tear his heart from his chest and have a good trample on it and say this one's for Blousie.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I'll do my best.
Even if I feel awful about it after. In the words of my flatmate: "He's not a manslut. You need a manslut"

I then showed her a picture of danger boy, the new one. And she said "I'm surprised you didn't jizz your pants"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I heard you were on the game

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

On the game?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

She's calling you a prostitute.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Oh, cool.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

but he makes it sounds nasty
when it was actually lighthearted.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I know it was.
I knew you wouldn't be nasty to me. Unlike some people.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

this is why you should always explain your jokes

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

if you look at the post of Applebite's you'll see that the joke didn't need explaining.
And that you're mean.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I didn't understand that because I'm so very stupid
it should have been explained to me like you just did.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)