You are Charlie Sheen at the end of "Ferris Buellers Day Off"
and I claim my long boring anecdote about the time you an Jezz were off your face in Prague and a midget asked if you wanted to see the worlds largest bong...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's the most spot on
analysis anyone has ever made of me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'm perceptive me
a bit like that bloke off "The Mentalist" except less of a cunt and without the blond curly hair and stupid suit/waistcoat combo.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

except less of a cunt and without the blond curly hair and stupid suit/waistcoat combo if the bloke off The Mentalist was Colin Stagg.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Just call me "Stabby McStab"
49 times. Not 50, that would be crazy.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

there's nothing stupid about suits and waistcoats

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

HA
The fact you said they're not makes them even stupider
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I went through a waistcoat phase
but that was because I was a media student (in the early 90s) and hung out with the film studies kids
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

while I have worn one without a suit
I'm mainly a proponent of wearing them with a suit

like so
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/dscf1703.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

That does look smart
but the mentalist doesn't wear a tie and his suit/waistcoat combo is blue...IT'S ALL WRONG
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

it does look stupid without the tie, you are right
I'd forgotten that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I don't like waistcoats
They tend to be worn by Terry Pratchett types.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Terry Pratchett smug cunt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

what is smug about wearing a three piece suit?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

If I were the petty small minded type that enjoys a good bait
I would add waistcoats to my "Things wot wind Vippers up" list

so that's "Exeter is shit", "Waistcoats are rubbish", "Camping is cold and uncomfortable"...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

DAMN YOU!
*shakes fist*

I wouldn't say I'm wound up though. I get curious when people have opinions that are just wrong.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Wrong opinions like
"Having a beard makes me look awesome and not at all like a tramp"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

it's hobo chic

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)