I couldn't find golden syrup because I always think it's on the cooking aisle when it's not
and I realised last night that whenever I look for it on the cooking aisle he belms at me and goes and gets it from some mysterious place and that I don't know where that place was.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yeah, it's a special place where only blokes are allowed.
You've got the vote and are allowed to wear trousers, control of Golden Syrup supplies is the only thing we've got left.
(Cave Duck, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

YAY I totally got one over on the system
I had porridge and golden syrup for lunch which I totally bought for myself! go me!

wait, that could just mean I look manish enough to get into the department
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

they probably overheard you talking about having a shit
and were all "she can't be a girl, they don't do that"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

if it means getting golden syrup
I'm breaking cover
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)