I'm on it
Kitty's Raw Ingredients Shop
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"I'd like one spoon's worth of cake mix as a starter
then the butter icing and glace cherries for a main please"

"pudding?"

"no, thanks, I'm on a diet"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Yes!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Butter icing!
When I was in my teens I used to wait until my parents had gone out then I'd mix up a mug full of the stuff and watch The Muppets.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

You are me
AICMMOBI
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I was going to bring cupcakes to the london bash
so maybe I'll just not cook half of them for you guys
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Oh man
that would be ace.
Me and my nephew still fight over the cake mix.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

suddenly I am tempted to
go all the way to London to meet strangers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Hahaha!
but MOBI? Mum's Old Black Inkpen?
Man Of Big Irises?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

MUG OF BUTTER ICING!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

*clang*
that's the sound of the giant penny dropping in the empty pit of my brain.
I did originally type brian and actually that's how I like to think of my brain - as a brian. Perhaps like Brian Cant. What a wonderful man.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

pee ell ay why...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

*sings along*
*Floella Benjamins*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

"They've had Cant conformism since nineteen sixty six
Now subversion's in the air, in the shape of flying bricks"

Trumpton Riots - Half Man Half Biscuit.

I love the image of Brian Cant being the benign dictator of Trumpton and Candlewick Green
(Cave Duck, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I was surprised
when he turned out to be a philosopher of some note
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)

wasn't that Immanuel Kant?
oh damn. now I have the philosophers drinking song in my head. that's there for a week now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

that was the 'hilarious' joke
thanks a fucking bunch, you've made me look like a tit now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I did wonder if I'd missed a joke
but thought I'd plough on regardless

I apologise
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)