Too early?
*prises open fanny*
*inserts spoon*
*stirs*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dirty, dirty
So dirty...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)

That's nothing
compared to what I've got in mind to do with to you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Haha! you're such a flirt.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Yep, such a charmer
I think I might be falling in love.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)

I'll send you a pic of me naked if you like
that'll put you right off and you can get on with your life
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Jesus! you're worse than me at the whole 'I think I'm a munter thing'.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Years of practice, darling
7 years in an all-male secondary education establishment will do lasting wonders for one's self-esteem
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Depends on the size of your cock, I'd guess

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

and your bumhole

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

It'll never be the same as it was when I was 12...
*sniff*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Oh, a gaz of your cock!
I haven't had one of those yet! I'm so excited!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Neither have I
And I'm very glad that's the case!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Tried it once
Needs three gazzes to send in full
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)

You need a lower magnification
on your microscope
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Do you WANT my self-esteem to SUFFER, damn you?!
I know today must be tough for Celtic fans but there's no need to take it out on the rest of us!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Now there's an insult!
I am most certainly not a Celtic fan. I have an ingrained loathing of both halves of the Old Firm.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Oh, my bad, sorry sir
Who's your team then? And who the hell is it I was winding up for being a Celtic fan the other day?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I don't really follow football

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

It was Billy Connolly and then the Pope.
You must stop pretending that you're in a "Fantasy Football Fans League" with fanous people.
(Cave Duck, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)

That's preposterous
The Pope is a Borussia Monchengladbach fan

Everyone knows that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Like so?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Dude

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Hungry?
Btw, your new profile pic on FB is ludicrously bumderish. Seriously.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Yeah, I know, good innit
Given the recent brouhaha on my page regarding casual and inappropriate use of the word "gay", I thought it'd pose certain people amongst my friends a challenge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Baiting?
In that case I'll let you off good sir!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I shouldn't relinquish your kind favour
but in honesty I threw that pic up cos it's a really nice picture of me, my sister and Ms Foxtrot. We're all smiling. Happens so rarely when we pose for photos.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

It is a lovely pic : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Thanks sweetie :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

dude I've just woken up that is nasty.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Funny though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

true, but still *shudder*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)