Nah Bert's pretty lovely really.
he's just got this awful habit of saying things without thinking them through.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'd normally accept this
But his constant repeating of the same things that he knew would upset people meant this isn't true.

Don't get me wrong, I've opened my mouth, and spoken without thinking before, but it's a bit different when you have to take time to write it, and then repeat it non-stop.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)

mmm but the same can be said about everybody I'm sure.
and I'm sure everybody has their reasons for doing so. I'm not going to pretend I know what those reasons of his were, or if he had none and was being a dick.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I genuinely think he has something wrong with him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

^this to infinity and beyond^

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Hang about
you have a problem with Bert?

You?

Really?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I would probably like him irl
but he was such a tit on here I hope his balls fall off.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I think all of us on here have a personal bugbear
Mine was Al for ages. He had such a hard time with not being able to handle how much he wanted to fuck me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Al is awesome
Loads better than you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I actually find Al quite amusing now I have a better understanding of his sense of humour
Haven't seen him in ages though. Could you do the ping-pong ball thing and fire him back out of your massive vadge please?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

He's on his honeymoon
He's rented the vag for the rest of the week I'm afraid, paid up front so I can't kick him out.

If anyone should hate Al it's me as it's his fault the massive vag meme took off *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Yeah you have more reason to hate him than most
He did start a meme about me being an ugly cunt but only he stuck to it. Everyone else found the gay one much more entertaining
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

you are an ugly cunt though
that's not a meme, that's the honest truth
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Go fuck yourself
cuntbubble
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

hahahahaha suppressed homo rage!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)