I don't yet know, I'm off to Sainsbo's in a minute.
My mother's sent me some knickers for my daughter as she’s* stopped wearing nappies most of the time. This puts me in the uncomfortable position of if I get arrested tonight, when they search me they’ll find a three-pack of Kath Kidston little girl’s pants in my bag, along with a bag of sweets.

*my daughter, not my mum LOL, ROFFLE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and some kittens

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I might as well have.
It's D Wing for me - I might as well face up to it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

With your trouser pocket cut at the seam.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I read that as
trouser pocket cum
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

sexy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Get one of their microwaveable curries, specifically the chicken madras
Pretty fooking tasty
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

If the chaps at Tayyab's ever found out I'd cheated on them,
especially with a Sainers' microwave curry, they would never forgive me, nor I myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Think of it as a dalliance...
...rather than a marriage and get stuck in.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)