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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fuck it
let's just have a thread talking about what we are having for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:54, 119 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Cold meats in a bun
with lettuce and mayo
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)
and a cup of tea

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)
peanut butter and toast and half a bag of chewing nuts.
And a glass of squash.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)
What on earth are chewing nuts?

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)
Oh wait
those old chocolate covered little toffee things?
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)
aye, them.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Mmmmmm
Chewy nuts, I may have to seek some of them out and gorge myslef
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)
I've not had chewy nuts
since I was at school.

*leaves door open for obvious jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)
A Blueberry and Lemon Lunette

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)
and a cup of tea

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)
A pork and pasta concoction
that I made too much of last night, reheated in the microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)
TGB!
Not sure yet, but I have an oven-ready weasel in the freezer I could use.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)
Bloody hell, Duckie's back
is this a pit stop then?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)
It's
more like a spare sneaky 10 mins on my BlackBerry than a pit stop.

Friday's very much my paperwork day, so I needed something to break the tedium.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Excellent behaviour
You'll see things here are just as nuts as usual
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)
Word up duckie me old chap
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Not bad badger
Not bad at all.

Slowly climbing up the Vipros scale of smugness. I've reached pain au chocolat, but croissant is still well out of reach.

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)
I'm in a really fucking shit mood
Adn am taking it out on people at work
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)
That's what they're there for
The reason I manage to maintain a calm, placid demeanour among people I like is because I save the bad-tempered shouting and the violence for colleagues.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)
haha
we should go for a drink soon. I promise not to be shitty :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)
Definitely
I live in the frozen wastelands of Coventry's outlying villages these days, but I'm sure I could make it in a Leam direction sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Coventry?
My how you have fallen :p

You still with k?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Yep
Indeed I am. She owns half of the house these days, and we've got a black Labrador pup now too.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)
aww!
Lab puppies are lovely. Has it eaten everything in your house yet?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Heh
She can't - I've converted one of the bedrooms into a 'dog room' with nothing she can chew in it. It's basically a dog bed, some toys and a hard floor, and that's it.

She tends to wait until I'm home and eats my ankles instead though
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)
hehe how many dog beds has she got through?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)
She's on the first one
Although whether you could still call it a bed is debatable...
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
as its Friday
a big spliff and a chicken sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)
I had to eat my sandwiches
at 11:30. This is because I don't usually eat breakfast. This morning I had some toast and it made me even hungrier than usual. Where's the fucking sense in that? I'm cross because I'm still hungry.

I must have worms, or a baby, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Something
with chicken, cous cous and a large dollop of French bread (I'm in Paris at the moment for the day).
(JohntheDane, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)
A whole chicken
I don't even want it I just want to wind up everyone else in the house when they get home and see there's no dinner.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)
Bag of Maynard's "Fruit Duos", wine gums that are 50/50 two flavours.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)
No sushi then?
Come on man - it is Friday. The bestest day for sushi.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
No Sushi, there is an Internation Credit Crunch going on, maybe on sunday as a lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Awww HECK, maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Mmmmm....'credit crunch'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)
No food.
Just pole.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)
that sounds wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

wrong normal
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

normal horn-giving
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Bring on the trumpets!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I don't yet know, I'm off to Sainsbo's in a minute.
My mother's sent me some knickers for my daughter as she’s* stopped wearing nappies most of the time. This puts me in the uncomfortable position of if I get arrested tonight, when they search me they’ll find a three-pack of Kath Kidston little girl’s pants in my bag, along with a bag of sweets.

*my daughter, not my mum LOL, ROFFLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)
and some kittens

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)
I might as well have.
It's D Wing for me - I might as well face up to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)
With your trouser pocket cut at the seam.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I read that as
trouser pocket cum
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)
sexy

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Get one of their microwaveable curries, specifically the chicken madras
Pretty fooking tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)
If the chaps at Tayyab's ever found out I'd cheated on them,
especially with a Sainers' microwave curry, they would never forgive me, nor I myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Think of it as a dalliance...
...rather than a marriage and get stuck in.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I'm eating a steak sandwich

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)
I've now finished my steak sandwich and I'm drinking some coffee.
Thanks for your interest.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)
You ate it in a minute?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)
I was more than halfway through when I typed the first part.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)
Did you have any condiments in your steak sandwich?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Sliced rump steak, mustard, mayo, crisps, and watercress.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)
I'm now drinking black coffee.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)
Sounds good, I want that now.
Where did you get it from?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
A sandwich van that comes round,
it's very good, but it's only local I'm afraid.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)
is it a Banjos van?
They seem to be multiplying. But they do do awesome sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)
No it's a franchise called Phat Pasty.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
I really don't think I can have that from your van, then.
I'm currently maddly deeply truely in love with the daughter of the guy who owns the cafe down the road from me, so i went there yesterday for lunch and ended up spending two hours there.

I'm in truely maddly deeply doo love with so many women at the moment !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)
you soppy bastard.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I just want someone to love me the way I need to be loved.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Is Chompy training you up?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I'm gonna be honest with you here, TGB, if eaither one of us (me or chompy) was a chick.
We'd so get it on.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)
The beans of the coffea arabica plant, I'd guess
/end facetious
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)
No, you should keep your face, they're handy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Especially for that Spanish bloke in the news this week!

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)
The one who looks like Pob?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
That's the one
He should have kept his original face. I wonder what happened to it?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)



(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
"teddeeeeee"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
aww I feel I shouldn't laugh

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Didn't he shoot himself in the face?
If he did then *laughs hard*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Oh did he?
Then I don't feel bad. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Poor bugger
Despite the fact this was a medical first, you'd think he might not want to go out in public looking like he does. Especially being featured in the international news.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)
He certianly looks better than he did
news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48497000/jpg/_48497999_009866767-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Looks like he's been sitting too close the fire
in the first pic.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)
he looks like a melted sex doll

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Mayo on steak?
You sick fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Says Mr microwave meal.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
KFC cos I'm a tubby bitch likes

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)
I only really like popcorn chicken from there

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)
A tin of spaghetti
I feel too sick for my banana
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Fnaaar Fnaaar!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)
haha get ter fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Did you really?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
No
You did.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)
I got to fuck who?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)
A banana

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)
*eyes fruitbowl*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I am looking forward to..
...some Tomme De Savoie with fresh crusty bread, a bowl of rocket with sun dried tomatoes. Unfortunately wine will not be involved due to some outlandish rules about 'no consumption of alcohol on work premises'.
Fucking Philistines.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
So go and have your glass of wine outside in the park/street/seedy alley

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Ahhhh....
The sweet combined aromas of Sancerre and tramps piss. Quite a heady mix.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Pinapple cottage cheese on rye bread with cucumber.
And an Eat Natural bar with cranberries, macadamias and dark chocolate.

*beams with health*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)
I can't eat cottage cheese
it's not proper cheese
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)
My mate can't stand the texture of it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)
I just think it tastes like feet

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)
I've never tasted feet so I couldn't say : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Feet taste slightly like fannies
The fungal colonisations are similar.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Have you licked both?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Nibbled, yes

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)
ewww feet nibbling

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Don't knock it till you've tried it

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)
a sandwich
specifically vintage cheddar and roast topside of beef and cucumber and tomato and green pepper and seasonal babyleaf salad and chopped jellypenos with branston pickle on wholemeal bread. And a packet of crispesque wholegrain bites.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Here,
have a bag of commas
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)
And hand back some of those ands
Other people might need them. You and-hogger!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)
commas are for smokers
who lack the lung capacity for a run-on sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)
You started a sentence with "and" as well
which I HATE
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)
and a cup of masala chai

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)
I have returned.
I am having a smoked salmon & cream cheese sandwich on granary bread with black pepper and lemon juice, made it myself. My fingers smell like a bag-lady's minge and I have got crumbs everywhere, but it's rather nice. I have forgotten to get a drink though.

MORE NEWS AS IT HAPPENS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Bacon lasagne

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)
winnah

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)
I have never made that
I like sweet potato and goat's cheese or feta lasagne, but you would pour scorn and bin juice upon that.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I'm not sure how dumb this question is
is it just bacon in lasagne or something different?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Instead of pasta
the sheets are made of streaky bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)
that's pretty awesome
shame I'm being good. But it is going on the list.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I wish I had the metabolism of a two year old.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

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