Dear Sir, Thank you for your observation the changes will be made to the website straight away. Please find a 2-4-1 on all main meal voucher attached in appreciation of your observation.

Regards
(Marketing fella)

I can't use the voucher because they'll know it's me and spit in my dinner, plus it's a shit-hole.
However, I am tempted to reply telling him "But I'm a LAYYDEEE!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:09, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Give the voucher to someone you don't like.
Sorted.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

You are brilliant!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

*awaits voucher*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Aw, hushup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Also "oh my, the local yacht club really is terrible, I refuse to eat there"
you posh cow
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Ninja spelling edit noted...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

it was a typo.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Yeah, I know
Just stirring...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

This is Liverpool
It IS a shit hole.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

To be fair
yacht clubs are rarely as posh as one thinks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

'zackly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I do my best ;)

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Also
'Thank you for your observation the changes '?
Oh man I'm so tempted to carry this on...
But I'll get on with my life instead.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Well now...
if they think you're a 'Sir', then obviously Sir's good lady is innocent of such meddling in their affairs. So go and enjoy your meal, and don't let onto DJTP that his lasagne comes with a healthy side order of spittle.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

That's not spittle.
It's today's 'chef's special'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Aw, I'd have done that to the moron who once took me there for a post-gig date
But not our dj.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Haha, I hate you and love you at the same time.
You are the bain in my life (someone who emails websites about grama), but I can apprechate a good "I'm bored, I'm going to email a company" situation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

And the thing is Gonz
You're a clever fella, you're just dyslexic.
This smug cunt is a marketing know-all who thinks his harbourside club is well posh and that he's the mutt's nuts. He needs telling.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

=)
It's one of those things, you can code in 4 or 5 different languages, use pretty much any bit of software put in front of you, and [blah blah blah, not gonna big myself up any more]... but if you spell bad, it's like a red light to a pedantic bull.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

But marketing people
aiming to draw people to their wanky club should either be able to spell and punctuate, or have someone who proof-reads for them.
It looks bad on the page.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Aye, totally agree, I use a copywriter for all my public-facing stuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

But sometimes bad spellings can help, 'cus you're not the only one who uses them, like with google.
I get loads of miss-spelling hits from google.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)