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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do you remember last night completely? I've heard this story before, a few times, it's quite common, unfortunatly.It always starts like this, the seaguls, they're hawking and squarking, they're the warning.
Then it's the owls, they just stand by the window, looking in, they're the watchers.
After that, it's a sparrow, that's how it begins, that's the start of it all, that's when you'll first lose time. That's when they experment, they don't hurt you, they're just scouts, you won't remember anything except waking up with a sore neck, do you have any strange bumps on your body?
After then, well, it's different for each person, it's so horrific what they'll do, terrible things, crimes against god, yet they'll prove such a thing exists, just not how mankind has predicted.
The mayans were the first to make contact, they worshiped them, scarificed people to them, and in turn the general populous was left alone. They then show up in Egyption Hyrocliphics, similar story, and they've shown up in other cases, but it was only with the invention of Radar during WW2. We couldn't have known that those signals would go on beyond our stratisphere, through the infinate distance of space and eventually end up not only as a contact for a civilisation on another planet, but a warning for them too. We couldn't have known it would have this effect.
They made their way back here in the 80s, it was the nuclear bombs that got them interested, how could a spieces do that to their own planet?.
Anyway, that's enough of that, but if you feel yourself preganent, do not get any form of hypnotheorpy, trust me, you don't want to know, if I could go back and change that, i would.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 10:58,
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ShitWhat about magpies? There's one outside the bedroom window right now.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:15,
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And so, the first wave begins.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:18,
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May god help us.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:18,
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Don't bother getting our some sort of recording device, such as a dictaphone*, the sound will come out distorted, it's the radiation you see...... they can't help it, they want to get their message across, but our technology isn't capapble yet. Get yourself down to the National Institute of Ancient Culture Studies, find the best Linguist you can get, s/he might be able to work out what their message to us is.
That is, unless you can find another Messenge Carrier.
* Why in these things, do they always have a dictaphone? I don't know a single person who has one, or at least, a dedicated one... wait a sec, doctors do, but that's it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:31,
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Just so you all know here, I watched a film this week called "Fourth Kind", it freeked me out quite a bit, similar storyline to what I'm saying.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:32,
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Get yourself a copy of the film, and watch it at night, by yourself, with a nice take away and a bag of harribo.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:44,
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Heh, you pussyole.Watch it with someone who you can snug up too, but someone who doesn't mind the constant "DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE, OH GOD, YOU LEFT THE HOUSE ! YOU GONNA GET GOT NOW" shoutting =P
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 12:08,
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Woh', I've been listening to to much rap music, first time i've used that word without thinking or trying to be ironic.=/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 12:09,
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I thought that film was pretty pap. If you want to be scared watch Eden Lake!Chavs are the end of the world
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 16:14,
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Eden Lake does look goodbut I don't have much of a stomach for torture scenes and what I'd read in the reviews put me off.
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it's disturbing(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 16:43,
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Do we get to start calling you Tippi Hedren?(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:21,
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Awesome.Alreet Tippi?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:25,
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/Father Jack'Feckin' burds again!'
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:43,
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