the inside of my head
i got in from my friend's engagement party at about 7am this morning. and i have so much work to do today... urgh!!!

you need to get onto the roof and smear tuna or similar on someone else's window/skylight. that should distract the little fecker.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ouch
I consumed a bottle and a half of wine, but I had a three course dinner and almost paced it ok. I should be working right now.

I like my neighbours next door and the new ones downstairs don't have a skylight, damn them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

a bottle and a half?
impressive, i am impressed with your alcoholism.

i am going to blame the jetlag on being quite so shamefully drunk on what was really quite a small amount of vodka. my friend just texted me to remind me that i made the aussie barman escort me down the stairs every time i went to the ladies because apparently his bar "had too many stairs". jesus. on the plus side, he looked exactly like bradley cooper. jesus!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I've just counted, and it was only a bottle
Child's play!

Ooh sounds like you had fun. Everyone loves a crafty damsel.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

he loved it
well actually i don't remember it, but who wouldn't enjoy dragging some drunken trout down the stairs and waiting whilst she spends thirty minutes applying lipgloss to her forehead and eyeliner to her mouth so that you could haul her back up again?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

He loved it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

i am going to choose to agree with you
selective memory is a wonderful thing.

fucking hell, first day back at work tomorrow after 2.5 weeks off, i don't think i could be any more depressed. cheer me up.... jokes, gossip??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I feel pretty unmotivated to be honest, but I'll try
My Dad just rang me from spain to tell me that there is an actual song called 'Mama Get the Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head)'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

i could see "mama get the hammer"
becoming a serious cry for help at work!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Or in any desperate situation really

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

i should keep a hammer in my top drawer at work
would solve a lot of my clients' problems more quickly than the law!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)