Cannibalism.
As to why, I just fucking feel like it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:58, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fucking ok then

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

if you were a cannibal would you rather eat a man or a woman?
no idea why that came into my head.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I think I know who'd go in his first human curry

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Bernard Manning

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Hahahah
Well done
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I’d be more concerned about the fat content of the victim. A big fat person of either gender would be tender but over-fatty and thus foul, but then again a super-lean athletic type would be tough and sinewy and would I think on balance be worse. Ideally a medium weight child would be best.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Surely all that could be overcome by proper cooking.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

True indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I'd cook and eat Pixie Lott,
she would be delicious.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Not much meat on her though

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Women tend to have more subcutaneous fat than men
But the exact fat content of course depends if you go for a plump one or a lean one, of either sex.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Are you supposed to eat fat?
I encountered a girl who loved it (for the texture I think) but many who hate it. Is is personal preference?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Fat is tasty
That's why low fat foods are bland, and why people eat fatty foods.

That said, you don't need very much of it, so relatively lean meat with a little bit of fat is very nice.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Yes
My wife loves to eat the fat off meat (not a euphemism) whereas I prefer lean meat.
(JohntheDane, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Are you Jack Spratt?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

*googles*
no.
(JohntheDane, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

You are Jack Sprat
AICMFP.

Edit - Damn! Beaten to it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I love fat
It's gorgeous
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

*reams out Roota's arteries*

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I only did it in my mid-twenties.
At home I wasn't allowed, and recent years I've started saving it for treats.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Do you have a bit jar of fat marked 'treat' on your shelf then?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

no, but I grill bacon
And dip toast in the fat and juice that comes off
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I've taken to frying my bacon
because it's quicker. But I just put it in the pan and heat until some of the fan renders off, which the bacon then cooks in. I figure there's little difference in the fat content either way.

Unless I also put in some mushrooms, as they tend to soak up the fat as they fry.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

God
You rotter.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

:D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I've got plenty :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I lost 4lb of it this week

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I'm going to go on a kick soon.
Was talking to a friend about compliments, the last one he gave me was "You can still be really pretty, even if you've got so fat"

Hmph.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

it's so bloody boring
Went out for a nice dinner on Saturday and have another tomorrow, so it's also very bloody difficult
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I'm a bit ill at the moment, and will try and cope with liquids
I may as well avoid meat for the time being. Though I guess eating protein is good.

I'd go for a nice walk, but it's Camberwell.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

That's my failing
If I eat out I'm always tempted to eat three times as much as I would at home.

Which means that to balance things out I have to eat like a pauper for 2 days thereafter. And I don't like doing that.

Losing weight is easy if you don't eat out.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Indeed
But I eat out quite a bit, so I have to do extreme nonsense for the rest of the week
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I love eating out

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I know
If they did low-fat things I promise I would opt for them, but they don't so I can't.
And then there's the wine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Ahh booze
I keep trying to be good and opting for gin and tonic, but the cider, she calls to me!

I want to start eating more healthily, but I am so incredibly lazy when it comes to cooking that it just proves difficult.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I have sugary syrup in my cider. It's baaaaad
Then again, I don't have tonic, I have lemonade or ginger ale. Mmmm, gin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Cooking it is the easy bit
Not driving yourself insane with cheese cravings is the difficult part
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

THIS
I adore cheese so much, I can't even cut down on my consumption of the stuff.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

This weekend all I had in the way of 'cheese'
Was some Laughing Cow extra light in my mashed potato.
Sad fucking times.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Oh man
That sounds hellish :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Don't cook then
Just eat raw vegetables. The weight will fall off, and you'll be shitting for Britain within a day and a half.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I read that post in conjunction with your username
and assumed it was deliberate.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

-narrows eyes-
Are you staying on topic, Lab?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

For once I did not see the innuendo
I must be growing up
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I was raised on Carry On films

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

My dad still makes us watch them
And my mother sits bawking.
She has no time for boobs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

How can anyone have no time for boobs?
I could spend the rest of my life in their company.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I plan to

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)

How dare you infer otherwise!
*coughs*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

-pats on back-
There there. I laugh in the face of your innuendos.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Don't quote the pic
If you don't want it posted ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

OK. I won't.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

at age 18 all children should be reviewed
to see if their best contribution to society is as a source of protein.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)