You make it sound
like I use prostitutes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Then I would have said
Women of bad life. Bad women are women that are bad for you, giving you a headache more than giving you pleasure.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I prefer the shorter term 'women'.
No offence, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I'm so offended by that
When have I given you a headache, eh? True that you've never visited me either, but you can't prove right now that I'd give you a headache.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I'm getting one now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Sorry dear,
Can I get you a cup of tea?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Make it a large cognac, if it's not too much trouble.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Would you like some food to accompany it?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Devilled kidneys please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Just a second
I'll have them ready while you cool yourself down watching TV. Some snacks while you wait?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Thank you very much!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You're welcome
I couldn't let you there, having a headache.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

^ top breakfast here ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:37, Reply)

With cognac?
That's a strong start of the day!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

"breakfast of champions"
and heavy drinkers.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Clearly
I have a friend who, after a heavy night out of drinking a lot, woke up in the morning and asked for the leftover sangría for breakfast. He drunk half a bucket, and ate all the fruit on it. I felt like puking all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

My brother
used to keep a can of Special Brew by his bed for when he woke up in the morning. Not even in the fucking fridge. Disgusting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Ajjjjjjj
You're making me sick!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

we're not that bad surely...
you've just met one of the real cunts methinks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Oh I've met a great deal more than just one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

well maybe it's just you attract crazy people with your loathing of bowie?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I fear
it's more that I am attracted to the mental ones, than the other way round.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:28, Reply)

dude, I'm trying to give you an out here so you don't blame yourself.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:34, Reply)

you don't know much about the English do you?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I guess not.
I'm trying to learn though. Educate me?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)

We're cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:39, Reply)

hahaha!
I find that hard to believe. I like pretty much everyone I talk to here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Maybe you're one too....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

quite possible.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Misery loves company
take psychochomp down with you
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Nowt wrong with that
You don't want to be poo'ing in the mouth of someone you have to respect the next day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)