I recently heard lampito punched wookiee in the face
I'd like to ask more about that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's pretty much the whole story.
She punched Crow as well.
And then asked me four times why Wookiee didn't look impressed with her
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Stupid girl.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

...why though?
They both seemed fairly inoffensive to me!
(berk, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I think alcohol was involved...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Pfft
Poor Crow. I hope I meet Lampito one day. She sounds enjoyably mental.
(berk, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I'm fucking insane.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Crow seems to remember
that he was being quite facetious and probably had it coming.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I'm facetious all the time
Number of times I have been punched in the face: Zero.

This trufact will probably surprise a lot of people who have met me and now wish they had punched me in the face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Oh man I am so gonna punch you in the face next time I see you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I will run you over and dump your body in the Avon

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I'm going to shit on your car now.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Then I will have to set fire to your flat

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

l +head
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Mean

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I will take your mother out for a steak dinner
AND NEVER CALL HER BACK!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

You'd love my mum
she is awesome at "your face" jokes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I think I punched him in the back of the head
I do not remember Wookie at all. I have apologised and I'm very sorry. It's going down as one of those nights I wish hadn't happened and will not be recalled to memory.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Ahh alcohol, the great excuser of stuff and things

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I've apologised to Wookie.
And this is more reason why I shouldn't drink.

I've also punched Monty and Chompy. I'm quite violent when drunk
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Only four times? Man you got lucky there

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I'd answer and point her in your direction
saying Becky knows everything go and ask her
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

My post disappeared :(
To sum up what you won't read. Lampito told me wookie was upset with her because she's asked him why he didn't like her a lot. No mention that she'd just punched him in the face.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I was mostly cross that I'd wandered off in a huff, and a tour group followed me and pointed at me.
Then I flounced off around the corner and they did it again!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I wish I had seen that
I'm sure if I trawl flikr enough I'll come across the photos
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

HAHA!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Bastard forrins.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

How many times did I ask you?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Did you threaten to overrule him?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I don't think you understand,
I remember NOTHING :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Hahah good work.
How sick were you?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I fell out the bus about 2 stops early
And was sick along the Camberwell Road.
Walked back into my house where there was a party with MASSIVE DRUGS and just went straight upstairs.

Urrrrgh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Did you threaten to overrule him?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

What was the question again?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

That interview would have been much more entertaining
If Michael Howard had given these answers instead...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't understand the reference.
I'm uncultured.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ApIC3x3kk8
Taken from the end of this interview when Paxman's producer told him to extend the interview unexpectedly in his earpiece:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwlsd8RAoqI
(Second link more for context than entertainment)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

That's fantastic.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)