Answer the phone and play any song by The Lighthouse Family down the mouthpiece
that should stop him.

I mean, would YOU phone that number again?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If it were the other way round, as in everytime you answered your 'phone you heard their dulcet mellow pop,
that would make an excellent plot to a horror film
(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

like that cartoon where the guy can hear Bananaphone in his head

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I am unaware of this.

(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g-dzkTD6mw
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I shall watch this when I get home.
It had better be worth the wait
(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

ooh pressure
I enjoyed it. It's a bit sick though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
It's the best, beats the rest
Cellular, Modular, Interactiveodular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pananaphone
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Ha!
after 7 days the lead singer crawls out of your phone and bores you to death
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Racist

(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

*sniggers*

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)