For fuck's fucking sake.
Some guy, from a place I used to work at, calls me every 2 or 3 days, for the last 9 months, and I never awnser the phone to him. I don't want anything to do with him, but he keeps on calling, I think he wants me to work for him, dispite me saying sevral times that I don't want to do that at the time. He's not violent or anything, just very very percistant, and quite creepy. I admit, it's a bit of a LOLMENTAL thing, that I find it so hard to awnser the phone to him, esspesh after all this time of ignoring his calls, but if you called someone up every few days for 9 months and they only awnsered max of 5 times, the last time being 3 months ago, wouldn't you get the message?

He just left a letter at my door (probably got my address from where I used to work).

I might go get another sim card and number, just a PAYG one, say "I changed my number, which is why I ain't been replying".

Yeah', I'm a twat, I should just call him, what's the worst that can happen, but fucking hell, this guy really creeps me out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:56, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

no fuck him
you shouldn't have to call him and he shouldn't be bugging you. Can you report him as a nuisance call to your network? or block his number?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I donno, I ain't awnsered so I don't know if it counts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Write him a letter saying thanks but no thanks.
and if he keeps pressing you can get him done for stalking or something.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I don't know his address, but today getting a letter (it was a message from the club downstairs, don't know if he just called downstairs or hand-delivered it) has made me really =S over it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

maybe he's your long lost brother
and he wants to tell you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Maybe he wants to rip my face off and eat my brain to get all my knowledge....
.... I don't know if I can risk it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

He couldn't handle it
it'd be like eating a thousand Skittles
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Kitty!
I just saw this and thought of you.

It's not horse-related, I promise.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

awesome!
Initially I was like "why the fuck did that make you think of me?!" and then I scrolled and saw cupcakes. I particularly enjoyed this line:
"fill with your favorite grey batter"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Mmmm, zombie spunk.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

too.....
many.....
gonzisms....
I cannot possess them all!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I'm just nervous because some creepy fucking percistant twat wants my brain inside his stomach and my skin as a wetsuit.
And now he knows where I live and .... oh god, is my front door locked? *goes to check*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Right, I just called him, he wants me to be a telephonest at his cab firm, I told him I'm not really interested in staying in that game,
and said "I don't get miss calls or voice mail on my phone, that's why I'm calling you up now, because I got your text and letter you sent downstairs".

Hopefully the fucking creep won't call again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

That's brilliant.
For nine months he's been calling you and you've not answered the phone...and he wants to offer you a job ANSWERING THE PHONE.
Fucking cab firms.
( thealternativefact, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I totally missed the irony lolz in this
but now I am enjoying them
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

hahahahah
I'm glad you pointed that out. I'm on a lot of cold and flu drugs and I don't think I'd have seen the irony.
I just don't know where I picked the cold up from though. It's a megamegamystery
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

licking people's shoes whilst they're in the gym shower.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I blame Wookiee.

( thealternativefact, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Piss off, goo-bag.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Saving up the sneezes for later.
Oh yeah.
( thealternativefact, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Nice.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

It's OK. I'll sneeze over Dave.

( thealternativefact, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

NICE!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Yup =/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

9 months of constant calling over a poxy little job that I doubt would even pay min wage.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

There's something about you, Gonz.
Maybe he likes the constant aroma of sushi.
( thealternativefact, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I hate being so likeable sometimes =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

he's been bugging you for 9 months to work in his cab firm?
I would have at least thought it would be secret agent with that amount of persistence.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Just answer it once and tell him to fuck off
Failing that get your flatmate to answer it and inform him that you are dead
( M o D, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Answer the phone and play any song by The Lighthouse Family down the mouthpiece
that should stop him.

I mean, would YOU phone that number again?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

If it were the other way round, as in everytime you answered your 'phone you heard their dulcet mellow pop,
that would make an excellent plot to a horror film
(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

like that cartoon where the guy can hear Bananaphone in his head

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I am unaware of this.

(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g-dzkTD6mw
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I shall watch this when I get home.
It had better be worth the wait
(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

ooh pressure
I enjoyed it. It's a bit sick though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
It's the best, beats the rest
Cellular, Modular, Interactiveodular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pananaphone
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Ha!
after 7 days the lead singer crawls out of your phone and bores you to death
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Racist

(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

*sniggers*

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Put his number on 4chan

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I just saw something on lamebook
where someone wrote "Alright, which dick put my fucking number on Craigslist offering free Twilight tickets?". His phone didn't stop ringing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Post him a flaming poo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

That's your answer to everything

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

*shrugs*
For most things, it is, yes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

How romantic!

( thealternativefact, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

more or less so than a screaming Lord's Prayer wank?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

That's like the red rose of wrong.

( thealternativefact, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)