I felt like that when I went on holiday.
Does this mean I'm married?

*confused face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

on a sidenote Monty
Not to put too fine a point on it, but your brother's review of Sonisphere was shit and wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)

He didn't catch Busted, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:06, Reply)

more fool him
They were ace.

And he said Iron Maiden was shit which is just pure rubbish
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Iron Maiden are pure rubbish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Oh don't you start.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)

don't listen to him Al
they were awesome. Slayer were awesome. It was all awesome, apart from Pendulum which was a bit annoying, and The Cult which was disappointing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:17, Reply)

this is why you should have seen fightstar instead
Maiden were awesome you're right though, though Bruce Dickinsons taste in clothes is a bit special
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Busted played?!?!
Oh my.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:10, Reply)

monty lied
Fightstar played which had the guy from Busted in it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Oh of course.
Are you still stuck in Victoria? I feel bad for you son.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Yeah still here
till 7 tonight. I've been chatted up by two odd people already
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Did you show your breasts to any b3tans?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)

no
My record remains clean luckily. I did meet Vipros and berk though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)

did you take anything away from your skinning up lesson?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Did you teach her to take MASSIVE DRUGS?
This is terribly bad form. Unless you used the effect of MASSIVE DRUGS to have a look at her breasts.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:22, Reply)

she asked me to
and it had beneficial pain relieving effects. My mrs was there. Reading between the lines, she didn't seem keen for me to look at Amberl's breasts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Did you gleen that from the way she punched your face
every time your eyes dropped below Amberls nose?
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:28, Reply)

there was that
the scrotum crushing was also a strong signal
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:35, Reply)

I was sorry about the top afterwards
it was the only thing in my suitcase that was even a bit pretty/rock/metal etc. I had white linen shirts by the dozen and abercrombie and fitch t-shirts.

And it had an awesome effect on the pain. I don't care if it was only a placebo
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I thought the top, in spite of it's white and floweryness
had enough black and enough of the right sort of style that you got away with it.

I saw stocky balding men in floral dresses, I don't think you had to worry!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I did thank you
I might even put in some practice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)

splendid stuff
start with single skins, or thicker papers and you will probably find it easier.

search for the joint rollers handbook in google too. it has some more complicated joints, but the bit on rolling might actually be helpful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:34, Reply)

cheers again
And if this surfing bash happens, I'll make you one myself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Dunno
Did you spend a day with everyone you like but not really have time to talk to any of them, and then get really drunk and dance to "Welcome to the Jungle" really badly?
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Yes and no. Mainly no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Shame
You're probably not then. Unless you ended up with a new set of knives?
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I got an inflatable crocodile?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:08, Reply)

I wish someone had bought me an inflatable crocodile.
I would have taken it to the cook islands with me and used it to scare Kiwi tourists.

I met the two fattest american cunts I have ever seen. The fat old shit was so fucking lardy he couldn't walk up fucking stairs without someone pushing him from behind, and his fat old wife was almost as bad.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Haha quality.
Did you manage to get any pics of them?

For, y'know, 'research purposes'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:11, Reply)

You mean wanking?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)

What's this I hear about your puching wookie?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:16, Reply)

I got very drunk and violent
I don't remember it though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Sadly not
but there was a very funny incident when they put them in wheelchairs to get them to the plane and they lined them up next to each other and mrs al leaned over and said it looked like they were going to have a race. I laughed really loudly at them.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)

My flatmate went to america a few years ago
And all her pictures are pictures of lolfatties.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:14, Reply)

I drew a message in the sand, just for the b3tans
which I will post here once I'm back at home again.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Can't wait.
Is it something to do with breasts?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Might be.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Does it look anything like this
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs281.ash1/20861_1473969820260_1564113313_31186011_8373546_n.jpg ?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:23, Reply)

That's where I got my inspiration from
my erection came from the photos of you jumping into that cold looking pool.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Does that mean I'm your muse?
And if you'd jumped into that pool you'd have anything but an erection. It was fucking freezing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)