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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I felt like that when I went on holiday.
Does this mean I'm married?

*confused face*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
on a sidenote Monty
Not to put too fine a point on it, but your brother's review of Sonisphere was shit and wrong
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)
He didn't catch Busted, sorry.

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:06, Reply)
more fool him
They were ace.

And he said Iron Maiden was shit which is just pure rubbish
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:08, Reply)
Iron Maiden are pure rubbish.

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)
Oh don't you start.

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)
don't listen to him Al
they were awesome. Slayer were awesome. It was all awesome, apart from Pendulum which was a bit annoying, and The Cult which was disappointing
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:17, Reply)
this is why you should have seen fightstar instead
Maiden were awesome you're right though, though Bruce Dickinsons taste in clothes is a bit special
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:22, Reply)
Busted played?!?!
Oh my.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:10, Reply)
monty lied
Fightstar played which had the guy from Busted in it.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)
Oh of course.
Are you still stuck in Victoria? I feel bad for you son.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:16, Reply)
Yeah still here
till 7 tonight. I've been chatted up by two odd people already
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:32, Reply)
Did you show your breasts to any b3tans?

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)
no
My record remains clean luckily. I did meet Vipros and berk though
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)
did you take anything away from your skinning up lesson?

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:18, Reply)
Did you teach her to take MASSIVE DRUGS?
This is terribly bad form. Unless you used the effect of MASSIVE DRUGS to have a look at her breasts.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:22, Reply)
she asked me to
and it had beneficial pain relieving effects. My mrs was there. Reading between the lines, she didn't seem keen for me to look at Amberl's breasts.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:25, Reply)
Did you gleen that from the way she punched your face
every time your eyes dropped below Amberls nose?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:28, Reply)
there was that
the scrotum crushing was also a strong signal
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:35, Reply)
I was sorry about the top afterwards
it was the only thing in my suitcase that was even a bit pretty/rock/metal etc. I had white linen shirts by the dozen and abercrombie and fitch t-shirts.

And it had an awesome effect on the pain. I don't care if it was only a placebo
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)
I thought the top, in spite of it's white and floweryness
had enough black and enough of the right sort of style that you got away with it.

I saw stocky balding men in floral dresses, I don't think you had to worry!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:31, Reply)
I did thank you
I might even put in some practice
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)
splendid stuff
start with single skins, or thicker papers and you will probably find it easier.

search for the joint rollers handbook in google too. it has some more complicated joints, but the bit on rolling might actually be helpful.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:34, Reply)
cheers again
And if this surfing bash happens, I'll make you one myself
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:25, Reply)
Dunno
Did you spend a day with everyone you like but not really have time to talk to any of them, and then get really drunk and dance to "Welcome to the Jungle" really badly?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:04, Reply)
Yes and no. Mainly no.

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:06, Reply)
Shame
You're probably not then. Unless you ended up with a new set of knives?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)
I got an inflatable crocodile?

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:08, Reply)
I wish someone had bought me an inflatable crocodile.
I would have taken it to the cook islands with me and used it to scare Kiwi tourists.

I met the two fattest american cunts I have ever seen. The fat old shit was so fucking lardy he couldn't walk up fucking stairs without someone pushing him from behind, and his fat old wife was almost as bad.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:10, Reply)
Haha quality.
Did you manage to get any pics of them?

For, y'know, 'research purposes'...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:11, Reply)
You mean wanking?

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)
What's this I hear about your puching wookie?

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:16, Reply)
I got very drunk and violent
I don't remember it though.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:52, Reply)
Sadly not
but there was a very funny incident when they put them in wheelchairs to get them to the plane and they lined them up next to each other and mrs al leaned over and said it looked like they were going to have a race. I laughed really loudly at them.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)
My flatmate went to america a few years ago
And all her pictures are pictures of lolfatties.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:14, Reply)
I drew a message in the sand, just for the b3tans
which I will post here once I'm back at home again.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:16, Reply)
Can't wait.
Is it something to do with breasts?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:19, Reply)
Might be.

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:21, Reply)
Does it look anything like this
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs281.ash1/20861_1473969820260_1564113313_31186011_8373546_n.jpg ?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:23, Reply)
That's where I got my inspiration from
my erection came from the photos of you jumping into that cold looking pool.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:25, Reply)
Does that mean I'm your muse?
And if you'd jumped into that pool you'd have anything but an erection. It was fucking freezing.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)

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