Al!
Are you back?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm totally back
but don't ask me what day it is, I'm horrifically jet lagged. How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:10, Reply)

It's tuesday.
Was it worth the jetlag? I'm good ta. I've got another new boy to work on. I also have a pole and a free house.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Is he skinny and with an emo haircut?
Jet lag is totally worth it. We ate so much food, I've put on almost a stone, I feel like a right fat cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:15, Reply)

yes and ish.
He also wears check shirts and is ever so slightly ginger. :D However did you guess?
In three weeks? You fat bastard. All the fat al pictures are going to get rolled out tomorrow.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:17, Reply)

We ate out for pretty much every meal
and we discovered this bar where they first started making Irish Coffee in the states, we got absolutely shit faced.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Ah, fair enough.
That is what holidays are for, really.
Sounds like you had an excellent time.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:27, Reply)

THIS IS A SHAMELESS FAT AL CUE

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:32, Reply)

How is your little alien?
Has she chomped your breasts yet?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Yeah, she's mad for the tits.
She's turning into a right little chunker.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:01, Reply)