oh man im totally opening that on sunday i wont open it yet or it'll spoil the surprise!
this is well the bestest not realest card ive not got before my birthday unopened until sunday for like... EVER!!!11!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Just wait until you open it
there's a really funny line inside that'll make you do a real life LOL and then you'll read the message I wrote next to it and it'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside and also a bit fizzy between your legs, because you actually fancy me a little bit, even though you know I'm married and stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:20, Reply)

oooh get to the bit where i start adding all your friends on fb in an attempt to get closer to you
and then surreptitiously glean information from wall posts and updates leading to me staking out a bash and following you home... waiting... waiting... pushing love notes under your door and calling your house only to put the phone down as she answers just to hear your voice only your voice god why wont you pick up i know youre home i can you on the fuckiNG SOFA WHY WONT YOU ANSWER YOU MAKE IT SO HARD TO FUCKING LOVE YOU
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Wait a sec, I was just wondering, I'm not sure, but are you still up for that orgy with me, Beckybxbxlkbkxlbkxlkbsomething , clendrix, wookie and Doc Something ?
'cus if you're out, then I need to pull in my a-game.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:35, Reply)