how did that come up in conversation??
"oh baby [who is less than half my age] i'd love for you to suck on my ball?" or more medicalbased?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Did you know that the condition
Mono-testicularitis, which I happen to suffer from, blah blah blah..."
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)

Lost it in a rugby accident.
I feel bad spilling his secrets on here. Though I did gaz the info to Becky about a month after I got the info and Kaol warned me as to his creepyness.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Man, I don't remember you being about
When all that was happening.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:53, Reply)

but I WAS
I can't remember when I first started posting on /ot though. But I was around for the glory days of Kaol and Ed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:55, Reply)

I miss Kaol
I spent most of last summer at work chatting to him while neither of us did much work.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:58, Reply)

He was fantastic.
He's just being awesome in Wales now I guess.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:00, Reply)

We were discussing scars for some reason
so I mentioned that my legs were (at that point) quite scarred. He then dropped that bit of info in.
Then a "How about it then? ;) "

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:49, Reply)

he probably amputated it himself
whilst trying to perform his own penis enlargement surgery or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Oh god I'm rereading the gazzes
He's such a predator
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:53, Reply)

to be fair
he is hardly alone there (on this website anyway!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:55, Reply)

I guess I'm almost equally guilty of that.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:55, Reply)

i smell gossip
who do you prey on??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Things with pulses
Occasionaly things without.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:01, Reply)

dead from the neck up?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:03, Reply)

You do know where abouts
The thing is that creates your pulse, don't you?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:04, Reply)

lawyers don't have them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:05, Reply)

True
Do they have brains? Some I've talked to appear not to.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:06, Reply)

a small proportion of us
share the brains that were intended for the whole profession.

most of the brainless are on the other side to me this week it seems.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Easy wins!
There're so many professions I occasionally wish I'd gone into.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:09, Reply)

gimme 3

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Have you lost fingers?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:16, Reply)

no, but it's nearly bedtime
as i have an evil personal training session at 6.30am. therefore i only have time for 3 of your fingers, not the full fist of 5.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:18, Reply)

Well, better get down to business then...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:21, Reply)

you have 8 mins
go web, go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:22, Reply)

That might make things a bit sticky
And not in the good way.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:24, Reply)

there's a good way to be sticky?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:26, Reply)

Marshmallows?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:28, Reply)

fat-free treats
good work
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:31, Reply)

Who needs fat
With all that sugar?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:34, Reply)

if you are inactive enough it will turn into fat for you
and speaking of fat, i had better get some sleep before the evil gym in the morning. night all!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:36, Reply)

Hmm, my utter lack of exercise may be a bad thing then
Night 'swipe.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:38, Reply)

Men, and occasionally women.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:03, Reply)

you dodger
i demand names. maybe i should prey on someone too. any recommendations?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:04, Reply)

I've groped Amberl's tits.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:12, Reply)

she might think it was a bit odd
if i suddenly started preying on her now, though. we need fresh meat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Everyone loves Amberl's tits.
It's ok.
I dunno who's fresh meat though. I've only SNOGGED chompy, he's reasonably fresh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:17, Reply)

And everyone's
Seen the photo proof, both photoshopped and original.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:18, Reply)

Oh god.
God damn you DG and Amberl :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:20, Reply)

I got confused
And wondered why I was being damned at first.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:22, Reply)

marks out of 10 for his snogging prowess?
essential info before i make a predatory decision either way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:19, Reply)

He dealt well with assault.
I'll give him a 6.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:22, Reply)

6/10?
either you have very high standards or he's not much of a kisser!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:23, Reply)

I don't actually remember it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:24, Reply)

Plus when your partner's not into it, it won't be that good.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:24, Reply)

you're being very tactful
mind you, as he is not here to defend* himself, that is absolutely right!

* = tell me to fuck off
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:27, Reply)

It's widely acknowledged that he was coerced into it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:29, Reply)