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I have decided to give up
looking at and posting on OT during the working day. Anyone noticed or care to offer odds on how long I can keep it up?
giggity!Alt Q: How has discovering b3ta improved your life?
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:25,
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about thirty seconds?
if you're doing it twice, that is.
it has given me something to read in the taxi on the way home.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:28,
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omg
just wait until someone introduces you to youtube. And you're obviously not including the 2 hour recharge time required.
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:29,
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two hours?
did you just turn 30 or something?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:36,
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Fuck you and the taxi you went home in!
¬_¬
It's no longer a touchy subject. Honest. I'm perfectly happy being in my fourth decade now.
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:38,
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hey calm it old-timer
i was just implying that the fact that it takes your battery 2 hours to recharge means that it might be getting on a bit, is all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:39,
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:'(
too much dementia for a retort
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:42,
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yay i win
i don't get many victories around here
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:46,
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Alt Q
Well thanks for asking deej. b3ta has improved my life by introducing me to my future wife. And once I'm convinced I'm away and safe from Roota I'll let you know who that is.
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:28,
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Hi
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:35,
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Well I say wife
DiT, Al and I are waiting for David Laws to pass legislation allowing three-way civil partnerships.
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:36,
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I'm drunk
My breath is so loud. Especially nasal breathing.
God, I sound like a fat lass in Greggs.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:38,
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Yep
classy lady that one *facepalms*
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:43,
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I drank only the finest wine.
No shandies or Lambrinis.
I actually mean it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:44,
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You're the one that went for a scouser
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:46,
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Tell me about it
I knew it was wrong before I started
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:47,
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It's one of the reasons I'm dubious about moving to England for a job
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:49,
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You're weak, so it shouldn't last long
Since joining b3ta, I've got to know many people who I've never actually met, many of whom have subsequently disappeared from b3ta. It also provides a linguistic education on bad words.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:28,
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yeah, whatever happened to those who stopped posting?
I'd like to think they all died in disturbing accidents. Ya bampot.
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:35,
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I think Edmund is among us
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:37,
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don't even joke
might be like candyman
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:37,
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rach, I ain't kidding right
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:38,
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did you get the famous cockshot?
noone
ever sends me picture gazzes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:40,
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nah
He invited me the opera tho.
I'm slightly peeved that I wasn't cock-worthy, I must admit.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:43,
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But you might have got to see it for real!
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:43,
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Even then, I wasn't that desperate, Pingu
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:45,
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Lies
And you would have loved it.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:47,
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i got invited to hong kong
first class tickets, five star hotel. from what i've seen since, the irony is that he could actually have done this.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:45,
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All I got was the tasty bit of info that he only has one testicle :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:46,
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how did that come up in conversation??
"oh baby
[who is less than half my age] i'd love for you to suck on my ball?" or more medicalbased?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:47,
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"Did you know that the condition
Mono-testicularitis, which I happen to suffer from, blah blah blah..."
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:48,
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Lost it in a rugby accident.
I feel bad spilling his secrets on here. Though I did gaz the info to Becky about a month after I got the info and Kaol warned me as to his creepyness.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:51,
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Man, I don't remember you being about
When all that was happening.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:53,
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but I WAS
I can't remember when I first started posting on /ot though. But I was around for the glory days of Kaol and Ed.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:55,
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I miss Kaol
I spent most of last summer at work chatting to him while neither of us did much work.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:58,
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He was fantastic.
He's just being awesome in Wales now I guess.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:00,
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We were discussing scars for some reason
so I mentioned that my legs were (at that point) quite scarred. He then dropped that bit of info in.
Then a "How about it then? ;) "
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:49,
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he probably amputated it himself
whilst trying to perform his own penis enlargement surgery or something.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:51,
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Oh god I'm rereading the gazzes
He's such a predator
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:53,
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to be fair
he is hardly alone there (on this website anyway!)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:55,
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I guess I'm almost equally guilty of that.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:55,
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i smell gossip
who do you prey on??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:00,
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Things with pulses
Occasionaly things without.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:01,
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dead from the neck up?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:03,
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You do know where abouts
The thing is that creates your pulse, don't you?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:04,
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lawyers don't have them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:05,
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True
Do they have brains? Some I've talked to appear not to.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:06,
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a small proportion of us
share the brains that were intended for the whole profession.
most of the brainless are on the other side to me this week it seems.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:08,
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Easy wins!
There're so many professions I occasionally wish I'd gone into.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:09,
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gimme 3
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:11,
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Have you lost fingers?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:16,
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no, but it's nearly bedtime
as i have an evil personal training session at 6.30am. therefore i only have time for 3 of your fingers, not the full fist of 5.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:18,
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Well, better get down to business then...
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:21,
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you have 8 mins
go web, go.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:22,
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That might make things a bit sticky
And not in the good way.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:24,
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there's a good way to be sticky?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:26,
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Marshmallows?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:28,
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fat-free treats
good work
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:31,
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Who needs fat
With all that sugar?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:34,
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if you are inactive enough it will turn into fat for you
and speaking of fat, i had better get some sleep before the evil gym in the morning. night all!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:36,
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Hmm, my utter lack of exercise may be a bad thing then
Night 'swipe.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:38,
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Men, and occasionally women.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:03,
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you dodger
i demand names. maybe i should prey on someone too. any recommendations?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:04,
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I've groped Amberl's tits.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:12,
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she might think it was a bit odd
if i suddenly started preying on her now, though. we need fresh meat.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:13,
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Everyone loves Amberl's tits.
It's ok.
I dunno who's fresh meat though. I've only SNOGGED chompy, he's reasonably fresh.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:17,
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And everyone's
Seen the photo proof, both photoshopped and original.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:18,
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Oh god.
God damn you DG and Amberl :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:20,
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I got confused
And wondered why I was being damned at first.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:22,
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marks out of 10 for his snogging prowess?
essential info before i make a predatory decision either way.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:19,
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He dealt well with assault.
I'll give him a 6.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:22,
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6/10?
either you have very high standards or he's not much of a kisser!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:23,
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I don't actually remember it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:24,
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Plus when your partner's not into it, it won't be that good.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:24,
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you're being very tactful
mind you, as he is not here to defend* himself, that is absolutely right!
* = tell me to fuck off
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:27,
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It's widely acknowledged that he was coerced into it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:29,
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OH MY GOD DID HE SAY THAT?
The testicle thing
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:49,
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So...
You got invited to HK, I got offered the opera, neither of us saw cock.
He saw us as high calibre ladies.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:48,
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which we are!
a mancunian and a scouser, it gets no more high calibre than that, old buddy old pal.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:49,
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Did he offer to drive up to Manchester for you?
I HAD SAID I WAS 18 AAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHH
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:51,
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no because
i have been a southern manc for many years now. and he was (apparently, may genuinely have been given that he was actually some sort of banker i believe) in hongkong.
urgh, that is paedo-tastic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:54,
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His words were "May I be wistful... how old are you?"
oh god oh god oh god.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:56,
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i have drunk too much pink wine for this
and now feel a leetle bit sick
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:01,
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I was 18 and all he knew about me was that I was mentally unstable and liked sex
and he got that info from my qotw answers. If JtD comes near us again I'm running away.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:04,
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I feel I need to hang around more now
To be here when next he appears.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:05,
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WISTFUL?
W I S T F U L?
fuck me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:08,
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What?
And thanks for the proposition.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:09,
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he said he was being wistful but how old was the girl
he ALREADY KNEW WAS A TEENAGER
you're welcome, i like to do my bit for the community.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:12,
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Aha, earlier reference
I'm afraid I don't generally defecate in bed, so I probably don't meet your exacting standards.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:16,
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that's ok
it's not your only ground for failure so we're cool.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:22,
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You're such a
Nice, kind girl with your kind words. Oh no, wait...
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:23,
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pls to refer to the heartless lawyer reference above
and possibly the brainless one too, before you say it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:25,
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Hmm
I'll give you that; mockery of your brethren is probably a con in a potential partner.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:28,
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not sure i'll ever be a partner
i am a girl, after all...
/bitter
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:31,
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Nothing like a bit
Of good old sexism in the workplace.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:35,
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alive and well in most workplaces
along with a hefty dose of nepotism
(which to be fair is alright so long as you keep it in the family...... sorry!)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:37,
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I don't think he knew I was a teenager
but I must have seemed young. And I didn't have a photo, so I might have been a fat munter.
...oh wait
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:19,
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pffffft as if you are!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:21,
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I'm certainly overweight!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:24,
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I would rather he didn't.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:11,
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You're quite astute at spotting him, I'll trust you.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:41,
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it could be any of us
in disguise
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:43,
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Oh, hai there.
Would you like to sponsor me to go to a cold place in order to look at pretty lights?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:50,
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i might agree to consider to think about maybe possibly
doing it. if you gaz me the details.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:51,
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details cock
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:52,
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nonono
i don't want your missus after me!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:55,
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Aww, she's perfectly harmless really.
Come to my October bash and find out. Although she might actually gas you with her farts. She nearly killed TGB in Edinburgh.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:57,
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that truly is a most unique offer!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:01,
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all the more reason for me to leave
I launched a nasty rant about him right in front of his first post-incarceration account.
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:40,
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what is the new account called?
why would you log back in here after everyone knows what happened?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:42,
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Because some, nay, many people are morons
You work in law, you should know this.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:43,
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this is very true
although they are not all morons.
some of them are fucking morons.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:44,
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Well said
Well said indeed
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:45,
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That really was full of win
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:42,
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I'm just trying to find it now
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:47,
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SEARCH QUICKER OLD MAN!
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:48,
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do it do it do it do it now
(before your battery runs out!)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:49,
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*yawn*
It's far too late for me to be up
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:50,
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sssh.
less talking more searching.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:52,
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^ This
You ain't 40 yet, Scots boy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:53,
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Right, got it!
Medical male posted something medically about being a doctor so I tongue-in-cheek accused him of being Edmund. But he actually was! I wouldn't have done so if I'd known.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post625089
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djtrialprice, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:53,
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Classic
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:57,
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this "The psycho bigamist medical wannabe hand destroying fantasist mentals-case"
is your finest ever moment, surely.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:59,
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you know me
I'm not usually a nasty poster. It was so uncharacteristic. That's why I'm still a little shocked at my behaviour. But yes it does have a certain phonetic rhythm to it.
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djtrialprice, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:01,
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i take issue with
the first, second and third sentences of this most edmund-tastic lie.
the fourth you can have.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:03,
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I WASN'T SURE UNTIL LAMPITO'S TESTICLE TALE
But here's the proof that my hunch holds weight.
Read his Ouch post...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=83454And tonight 'John' told Monty he'd rung his anaesthetist brother for advice on Monty's babby.
I ain't 'avin it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:56,
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Oh GOD I thought he was quite creepy for an engaged man.
Fantastic work, Roots.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:58,
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To be honest
I had actually wondered about this a while ago. I'm with you on this one PC Rootz.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:58,
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Well DiT was initially conceerned about no longer being the only Dane on OT
and this was months ago.
I said "I don't think he's even Danish..."
Not realising it was an EDMUND!!!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:00,
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That crazy DiT and his stories
So maybe you should gaz him a picture of your cock?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:01,
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Oh, God...
tell me it ain't true, Gary.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:59,
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Sorry guv...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:00,
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