which we are!
a mancunian and a scouser, it gets no more high calibre than that, old buddy old pal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Did he offer to drive up to Manchester for you?
I HAD SAID I WAS 18 AAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHH
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)

no because
i have been a southern manc for many years now. and he was (apparently, may genuinely have been given that he was actually some sort of banker i believe) in hongkong.

urgh, that is paedo-tastic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:54, Reply)

His words were "May I be wistful... how old are you?"
oh god oh god oh god.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:56, Reply)

i have drunk too much pink wine for this
and now feel a leetle bit sick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:01, Reply)

I was 18 and all he knew about me was that I was mentally unstable and liked sex
and he got that info from my qotw answers. If JtD comes near us again I'm running away.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:04, Reply)

I feel I need to hang around more now
To be here when next he appears.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:05, Reply)

WISTFUL?
W I S T F U L?

fuck me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:08, Reply)

What?
And thanks for the proposition.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:09, Reply)

he said he was being wistful but how old was the girl
he ALREADY KNEW WAS A TEENAGER

you're welcome, i like to do my bit for the community.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:12, Reply)

Aha, earlier reference
I'm afraid I don't generally defecate in bed, so I probably don't meet your exacting standards.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:16, Reply)

that's ok
it's not your only ground for failure so we're cool.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:22, Reply)

You're such a
Nice, kind girl with your kind words. Oh no, wait...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:23, Reply)

pls to refer to the heartless lawyer reference above
and possibly the brainless one too, before you say it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:25, Reply)

Hmm
I'll give you that; mockery of your brethren is probably a con in a potential partner.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:28, Reply)

not sure i'll ever be a partner
i am a girl, after all...

/bitter
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:31, Reply)

Nothing like a bit
Of good old sexism in the workplace.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:35, Reply)

alive and well in most workplaces
along with a hefty dose of nepotism (which to be fair is alright so long as you keep it in the family...... sorry!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:37, Reply)

I don't think he knew I was a teenager
but I must have seemed young. And I didn't have a photo, so I might have been a fat munter.
...oh wait
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:19, Reply)

pffffft as if you are!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:21, Reply)

I'm certainly overweight!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:24, Reply)

I would rather he didn't.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:11, Reply)