My day has just got a thousand times better
We (Fulham) are about to sign Craig Bellamy, a player who attacked another player with a golf club a couple years back. He's a certified loon. My mate who is head of marketing at the club (who is basically me but American) has for a laugh created a promotion called golf club day. When Craig Bellamy plays his first home game, about fifteen thousand mini golf clubs will be handed out in the stands to be waved and thrown about in his honour. I think I might burst if I laugh anymore.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:58, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If it gets you into something other than your mam's wedding dress it's a good idea

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 9:00, Reply)

There is absolutely nothing I can say in response to that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Riise would have battered him anyway! Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

bad influence
are you happy with Mark Hughes?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I would have preferred Jol or Hittzfeld
Still happy though. With a decent couple of strikers we'll finish in the top ten. Now we're not in Europe (which is the most depressing thing in the world) all I care about is winning away from home. Considering we did that once in the league last season we can't exactly do any worse. Doing the first game up at Bolton next Saturday then that'll be it for me for a while. Can't wait though, I genuinely think with the right additions we can qualify for Europe again soon enough.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)