Good on you!
I didn't have an hour.
I came up with my plan to earn thousands of Emperor's New Pounds by being a motivational speaker.
But instead of the out-dated americanised SHIT that we had to endure yesterday, I would acknowledge that customers are often wrong, and also cunts, but that you still need to sell your sole (OH GOOD GOD) and appease them occasionally if you want to keep your shit job.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You could do it for front-line bank clerks
And call it "Teller like it is".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I like my shoes just the way they are, thank you!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

She was talking about selling fish

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

But, but, but...
That's Squishy!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

and he shall be my Squishy
Ow! Bad Squishy!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Too cute

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

From what we've heard about Kitty
Is it possible for her to be cute?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I'm well cute and I won't hear anything to the contrary
KITTY SMASH!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I do enjoy that photo being recycled.
that'll teach me to photobomb my own pictures.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I've only just realised that you're eating a rodent
I thought it was a ball of rhino turd!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

It's a capybara
Because she said she wanted one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I see it now
But I thought it was a poo
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

that would be sick!
what kind of half woman half rhino beast do you take me for?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

A coprophagic one
DUH.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Do you really enjoy it?
Or do you sigh every time and shake your head slightly?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

the latter
I hope no one thinks I genuinely look like that. I do have the horn though *snicker*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

*sighs*
*shakes head slightly*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

oh come on! That was mildly amusing

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Ok, it was better than your strikethrough down there
Plus it's vaguely sexual, which scores bonus points.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

NemoLolz!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)