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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I just made an origami crane
This is the first one that hasn't ended up in a crumpled heap of rage.

How do you spend your lunch hour? I tried reading but people apparently think it's ok to talk to me if I'm just reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:48, 150 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I ate while ignoring colleagues
And I dicked about on here.

I tried making an origami crane once, but gave up when it looked more like a spasticated duck. A friend tried to make 1,000 in a year, but lost count over the summer and scattered his innumerable cranes in a nerdrage.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Wormulus kicked my arse in SC2 last night,
smug cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)
You can kick my arse some time this week or next
It'll make you feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I need practice on my start first, maybe at the weekend or early next week.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Cool cool
If I'm in SC2, give me a shout.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)
stop jacking my thread with your lame Risk shit.
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)
On the second to last mission;
the main guy says "time to man up" when ever you get him to kill aliens.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Oh I liked that
The last mission rocks. You'll enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Yeah did it last night,
took me 2 goes, but it was pretty good.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Took me two goes too
The ending's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)
ok that's slightly redeeming
but not enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)
that's what I'm trying to do!
It's on my bucket list, but obviously it's going to take me a while. Especially when one in three looks like a spasticated duck. Ahh that reminds me of Spacker the Quacker.

I bought a cute crochet book a while ago and that has a pattern to make a little Spartan in it, so I was going to make 300 of them for my friend who loves Frank Miller, but I got stuck on the first shield and gave up. That was a year ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I admire your dedication to faffing about creatively

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)
exactly, I like to have something to show for all my time wasting.
Plus I'm going to use my wish to give someone aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Wow... that's..erm.
Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I'm not sure
maybe my best friend because when I told her about how it's good luck to give the cranes to a friend so they get the wish, she said if I gave her 1000 cranes she would punch me in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Doesn't sound like she's a good friend
I'd be confused but happy to receive 1000 paper cranes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)
what's your address...?
will you use your wish for good or evil?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Well, it'll be good for me
Probably evil for some though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
i went for a run in the rain
it was great, no one else around so i just spent the entire time jumping in puddles and acting like a kid
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I do that with leaves
but I've been warned that dogs hide their poop in leaves so now I'm wary
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)
It took you an hour?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)
shut up.
I also ate food, attempted to read a book, read Hyperbole's latest post and looked at photobomb pictures. Don't make out like I'm not productive. Plus my lunch hour is not over and I'm about to try and make another one, so I'll see how long it takes with my big club fingers and webbed thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)
done!
6 minutes. 2 down, 998 to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)
I went into town
to buy clothes. There was absolutely nothing. Now I'm looking online. I will do this all day because I'm a student bum.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I read the books left here by the Book People
If they're good I buy them, if they're short, I just read them on my lunches.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)
sounds like a cult.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Youuuu willllll reeeeaaaadd thiiiiiiiiiis!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Is it like that little book club thing where they bring cookery books and little kids' toys
and sell them for a couple of quid?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Yep, that's the one!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)
hahaha I have their smoothies book
and several 'cooking in a hurry' books. Damn the tantalising box sets.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I've bought about 3 cookbooks from them, all for less than a fiver, when they've been £15 or more in Waterstones, woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)
take that, The Man

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Good on you!
I didn't have an hour.
I came up with my plan to earn thousands of Emperor's New Pounds by being a motivational speaker.
But instead of the out-dated americanised SHIT that we had to endure yesterday, I would acknowledge that customers are often wrong, and also cunts, but that you still need to sell your sole (OH GOOD GOD) and appease them occasionally if you want to keep your shit job.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)
You could do it for front-line bank clerks
And call it "Teller like it is".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)
I like my shoes just the way they are, thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)
She was talking about selling fish

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)
But, but, but...
That's Squishy!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)
and he shall be my Squishy
Ow! Bad Squishy!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Too cute

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)
From what we've heard about Kitty
Is it possible for her to be cute?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)
I'm well cute and I won't hear anything to the contrary
KITTY SMASH!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I do enjoy that photo being recycled.
that'll teach me to photobomb my own pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)
I've only just realised that you're eating a rodent
I thought it was a ball of rhino turd!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)
It's a capybara
Because she said she wanted one.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)
I see it now
But I thought it was a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)
that would be sick!
what kind of half woman half rhino beast do you take me for?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
A coprophagic one
DUH.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Do you really enjoy it?
Or do you sigh every time and shake your head slightly?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)
the latter
I hope no one thinks I genuinely look like that. I do have the horn though *snicker*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
*sighs*
*shakes head slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
oh come on! That was mildly amusing

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Ok, it was better than your strikethrough down there
Plus it's vaguely sexual, which scores bonus points.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
NemoLolz!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I spent an hour
Backing up my laptop's hard drive for 2 reasons:
1) So stuff's safe
2) So I could delete all uni-related files off my hard drive

Also meant all my CAD files and renders are safe from spazzing up. Again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)
see and I thought people were going to call me boring for the origami shit

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Nope
I can certainly out-boring you. The model of my drums is looking awesome though. Sadly, possibly looks cooler than my kit.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)
I need to learn CAD
it looks hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)
It's not once you know the basics
Is it for work, or just general interest? Software, etc?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)
It's for my college course
They gave me a free student copy of AutoCAD and said I can use it for my course, but it's not mandatory so they don't teach it, but obviously stuff will look way better if it's done in CAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)
This is true
What kind of stuff is your college course about? If it's the new version of AutoCAD it will be able to do 3D, if not it'll be 2D stuff I think.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)
I have no idea, truth be told I haven't even downloaded it from the link they sent me yet
The degree is interior design, so it'll be interiors, buildings and perspective drawing, that kind of thing. The examples they've shown are 3D so I think it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Google Sketchup!
Brilliant quick, a bit of a cheat, and entirely free. It doesn't render stuff and look amazing, but pretty good for what it is.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Thanks, I'll investigate. I think I should probably learn AutoCAD
if I want to ever get a job though
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)
If you learn it
Then you should be able to move to other software pretty easily. Now if only someone would employ me for my awesome CAD skillz.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)
...just a thought
lmgtfy.com/?q=CAD+jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I am actually looking
And am about to apply to 3 or 4 things. The problem is most say they want 2 or 3 years experience, and therefore none seem willing to give you that first 2 or 3 years of experience. Bitches.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)
yeah I've found that when scouting out the job market for interior designers
even the junior design jobs say "requires at least 2 years experience" so it appears I'm expected to do a voluntary internship until I'm considered experienced enough to employ, which is extremely difficult when you need food to live.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)
I'm going for something called a KTP instead
Knowledge Transfer Partnerships, which need less experience, work half with unis and half with industry, but should count as experience when then applying for a job. And you get paid.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)
that sounds good
I was looking for an apprenticeship but they don't seem to do them for interior designers. The job prospects do look slightly better in Australia though so all is not lost
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Just go freelance
I considered it, but wouldn't be able to manage the setup costs.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)
As a new graduate I wouldn't have the first clue where to start though
I think I would need to train properly before I could just start my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I spent the hour
Reading what people had to say about my letter to Dr Miriam Stoppard.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)
You're loving the attention you loser.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)
This is his 'in' to 'chick-land'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I read the Daily Mirror because my grandad buys it every day.
It used to have a really funny comic strip about a dog, called Pooch Cafe but it stopped a while ago : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)
my colleague just bought krispy kremes
on the down side this now makes all the pain of the gym this morning irrelevant.

on the up side i have a krispy kreme do-nut in my hand right NOW.

(it's still lunchtime so this totally counts)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)
ooh what flavour?
also, don't see the gym as a waste, see the donut as you spending the gym points you earned that morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)
^This
The more I run like I'm being chased by a mob of zombies then the more wine I can drink afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Isn't your traditional zombie
a rather slow-moving chap? None of this running-like-a-bat-out-of-hell shit from 28 days later (and yes, I know they had 'rage' and weren't technically zombies, but still)
(berk, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)
this would be a brilliant motivator, I should hire someone to dress like a zombie
and stand behind me at the treadmill.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)
cookies n creme
v nice but i would not necessarily choose again.

i also feel a bit sick now and i am being taken out for a nice greek dinner tonight... argh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)
put all your files in another room so you have to go back and forth for them
donut burned off. Jobsagoodun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)
we have everything online though
i only use the files when i have an original document requirement.

considering i have about 250 live litigation cases, though, if this weren't the case your idea would be a bloody good one!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)
ahhh digital shit
we keep getting offered that but the senior partner recently downgraded his Word 2010 to Word 2003 because he 'didn't like the new one', so you can guess how well stuff like digital files goes down.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)
my previous firm had digital dictation
it was horrendous. i hated it and just did all my own typing as i am pretty quick but my supervising partner was a real two-finger kind of guy. this is how he sent out a letter to the other side wherein it said "leaky shoes" instead of "legal issues" throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
We have to use digital dictation
but we tried a free trial of the voice recognition and it was ridiculous. One file note where the solicitor had said "BB attempted to make the client aware of..." it turned it into "BB attempted to rape the client".
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Not that I'm having a go or anything
I don't understand doing exercise then eating shite?

I've completely given up eating rubbish food (oo er look at me) because I feel like a knob afterwards. At the moment I eat about forty apples a day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)
it's a fine line though
because there's no point in exercising and eating really healthily if it makes you miserable. I really love food and don't really want to compromise that much on it, so I exercise a lot so that I stay trim.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Aye makes sense
I do love food but I do need to lose weight. Plus I'm not that arsed about sweet stuff. Haven't had chocolate or anything in months. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Probably.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I'm not a chocolate eater
but cheesecake tastes better than anything Kate Moss comes out with.

I've got a pretty high metabomalism though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Fuck you, I hate you
Signed, Lab's metabolism.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)
haha
melabolism
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Words are fun!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I made a sandwich
And spent a while listening to they might be giants and grinning inanely like an idiot. Not a bad use of an hour. Mind you I'm working at home revising for my course and technicaly unemployed at the moment.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)
i used to love that one, how does it go
i'm your only friend i'm not your only friend but i'm a little glowing friend but really i'm not actually your friend but i am...

jesus, i can't remember the law i researched this morning, but songs from 15 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Birdhouse in your soul?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)
jinxpiss.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Ew
I'm not into that, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)
But I already rented all the stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)
*sighs*
Ok, just this once, but you owe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Birdhouse in Your Soul, love it
it's on the new Clarks ad for some reason.

My favourite one is Am I Awake. And The Sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)
My favourite is the one by someone else.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)
oh piss off

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Nah, it's called something different from that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Is it something by AC/DC?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)
I could never pick a favourite song to be honest.
At a push it might be one of Steve Hillage's suites (Lunar or Solar Musick Suite) but typing this out I know that's not true.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)
my favourites change all the time
plus I don't really care all that much about music

*runs really far*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)
It'll never be far enough...

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)
he'll probably do that long arm stretchy thing they do in cartoons
and drag me right the way back across the desert and ocean I've just crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
They Might Be Giants = WIN!
Just got Flood off eBay!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Now I like you, sportscow, but they are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)
They might also be cunts.
I'm going with the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
My new piercing is proving very irritating
It's sore and making the surrounding area itchy.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

new piercing face

*shrug* sort of works.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Not bad, not amazing though

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)
sorry, it doesn't usually happen
I must be tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Argh! People who talk to you when reading.
As a teenager I could get so engrossed in a book I would block everything out, almost like being in a trance. It drove my mum nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)
I used to do that!
I'd want to read by the fire because it was warm but they'd have the telly on. I don't get people who listen to music whilst reading though, it's so distracting. That's why it makes me angry when you can hear people's music on trains, it really cuts into your thoughts.

I hate people asking what the book is about. WHY DOES IT MATTER?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)
I never ask a reader what their book's about
Because I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
exactly!
This is why I don't ask people how they are either.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Or if they mind if I feel them up a bit
molestationlolz
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)
is that from the Chompy School of Seduction?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Yep! Been reading his book
"Just grope 'em, what's a girl gonna do?"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I can't read with music on
I couldn't revise to music either. Apparently Stephen King writes with loud rock music on in the background. Freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I can read with the right music
I listened to Crack The Skye last time, as that's pretty good for background music
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
A past girlfriend of mine would revise to the "Gladiator" soundtrack
she said it was easy to tune out.

You know what's easier to tune out? SILENCE you silly bint (Is what I never said)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Same here.
(re you, not S. King)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Damn straight
I checked Amazon for a release date on Conn Igguldons 4th Khan book. None as yet. It's going to be called "Empire of Silver".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)
*starts wanking in anticipation*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)
It better be good after all this hype.*
* I am of course referring to the book rather than your dangerwank.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)
I love listening to music whilst reading
was doing it earlier. I then like how you hear an album or a song years later and you remember the book. Whenever I hear the cardigans album Gran Turismo it makes me think of two Gemmell books. Ace.


This lunchtime I have read the new Empire. Expendables gets 3 stars.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)
and swimming
i bought a waterproof ipod case to make swimming more interesting. it is like a magnet for every muppet and his wife to come marauding up to make conversation about it.

if i wanted to talk to you, would i have brought my ipod to entertain me?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I would probably ask you some stupid questions about your waterproofed iPod
Slack-jawed yokel that I am
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)
i wouldn't mind answering your questions though
cletus
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
That be one of them there wireless hoo-dickies?
saw me one of they on telly-vision!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I've never seen one of them!
I always lamented the fact that swimming was so fucking boring and you couldn't even listen to music.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)
It's not boring
It's nice and peaceful and tranquil, until bell ends get in the pool and start getting in the way.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I find it stressful,
it's always busy, people swim into you, old women stand at the end gossiping and when I get in and out people stare at me, making me twice as likely to trip.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)
It's probably cause you're meant to have a swimsuit on
And not just wander in naked.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)
hahaha why didn't anyone tell me?!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Because...
They wanted to see you naked?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)
No one wants to see that
I'm half rhino for god's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)
More 4/5ths rhino
Mind you, a rhino in a swimming cossie would be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
google it!
they are about £25, bargain. and the waterproof earphones come too. it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I go home, take care of my dog, eat, go back to work
so much fun
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)
"take care of my dog"
Is that in a 'Jeff way'?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

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