Hey baybeh
I'm a bit crook. Terminal hypochondria.
He's sexy and toothy grinny as ever. I miss him bazillions.

Do you keep calling Mrs Al 'wife' for a laugh?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Last night I was unloading the dishwasher
while she was not helping in the living room and I shouted that I was getting bored and wanted my girlfriend for company, then realised I'd got it wrong. Then we both laughed. If you were single you would have found it sickening.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I never found things like that sickening in all my years of being single
They have always warmed my cockles.
I could cry right now, but I think it's lack of sleep and dehydration.
And me and Tigger are being bullied by a seagull.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I've thought of a cure for your seagull problem.
Put a bit of barbed wire/broken glass on your skylight. Sorted.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

My friend has my Big Ladder
This also means I can't escape to the roof in a fire.
I'm glad really. I'd rather choke to unconsciousness than fall off a roof.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Going on to a roof in case of fire
wouldn't be a good idea anyway. Fire spreads upwards, as a rule, so you'd be trapped on the roof.

It might make a Hollywood helicopter rescue easier, but the chances of that happening in Liverpool are negligible.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I'm on the top and there's no fire escape
I'm going to die.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Use the corpse of your man
to surf down the stairs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Sorted!
He's rarely here, and Tigger is too small to surf on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I am sickened.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

HAHA you sad lonely single person

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Eh,
Just the way I like it. Besides, I'm working on it at the moment. Have patience.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)