Your flat isn't messy.
Or had you tidied especially for the party?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:02, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

don't enrage Pyschochomp
he wasn't invited remember
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

REOPEN THAT WOUND WHY DON'T YOU

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Everyone tidies for parties
Don't they?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Depends what kind of party.
If I was having my friends over, I wouldn't bother.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Not even a quick tidy?
I have a quick once-over of the living room, kitchen and loo. Nothing major, no scrubbing or owt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I'd move anything I didn't want them seeing/messing with.
But that's it. My friends create mess instinctively everywhere they go.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

oh god he makes me clean for hours before parties
like scrubbing the floor and proper cinderella shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

doe she make you wear a special outfit?
oh, I watched Crank 2 last night. It's as hilarious as the first.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Isn't it?
Leaves it open to a 3rd as well, as ridiculous as that would be.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

there's one in the pipeline apparently
possibly in 3D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

considering the ending of the first one I wouldn't have thought they'd need to bother with things like
'leaving it open'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

ha no. I tried to make him wear a frilly apron and nothing else but he wasn't having it
he's a nazi when he's in cleaning mode.

I need to watch Crank 2, I must remember to get Wiggy to download it. I watched the first one on acid though so I should probably watch that again to make sure stuff I remember really happened.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

on acid?!?
you absolute fiend!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

It's the only time I've done it
I wanted to know what it was like. It was ok, but I don't think I'd do it again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)

didn't do it for me either
had some good times on shrooms in the past, but last time was shit, so I'm not bothering any more.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

It was amusing, but I'm not sure I would be happy with halucinations
since we'd never done it before I wanted to do it in a safe environment, so we did it in the flat. I just wanted to make sure I would still be able to tell what was real and what wasn't. I do remember sitting on the balcony for what seemed like hours, giggling at the people who walked past and going "I squish your head". I think at one point we thought we were picking them up, like ants, which was hilarious at the time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I do that
I wouldn't want people to go to my home if it's dirty. But then I have to clean again after the party, and I never have time.

Last party Mark couldn't help with the preparations, so he promissed he'd clean afterwards. 2 months later we still had plates and trays that hadn't been washed, and there was a black, sticky patch on the floor where someone had dropped a drink.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Dressed in rags with your own toothbrush?
And does he dress up as your fairy godmother when it's clean enough to tell you to start getting ready?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

that would be awesome
I wonder if they make a fairy godmother outfit that would fit him
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)